LG has really pushed the boat out. The contacts book has been well and truly plundered. Please welcome the A-List of vacuum cleaner promotion.

Jeff’s loving it. Looks like it’s the first time he’s ever had a go on a vacuum cleaner. He also appears to be getting a round of applause.

Maggie seems to be showing the signs of self-awareness and shame we would expect from someone involved in a vacuuming event.

This is Taraji P. Henson. She’s grateful of any publicity, in the hope that one day people like us might hear her name and know who she is and what she does without there being a 20-second pause while we look her up.

It’s the hot new Hollywood sensation!

That’s convincing. Both hands, enthusiastic smile – she’s in her element. TOMORROW: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jeff Bridges.

It’s last-gen Hollywood heart-throb Matt Dillon, who seems to be willingly involving himself in some LG vacuum cleaner promotional activity.

He’s trying his best to look all cool about it, but no amount of facial posing can save your dignity when there’s a pay cheque and vacuum cleaner involved.

Man sent this in. We have to use it, as this could be the sort of lowest-common-denominator thing that gets upwards of 10 Diggs and may even make the front page of the printed-out monthy Twitter Digest.

The full scientific explanation of the penile spatial anomaly can be found here.

“Nothing to do with SEGA, nor something with a face, nor someone holding something, and not even a gray-haired man posing in an ill fitting suit. But it is a penis in space. To save you having to look through a genuine astrophysics paper, I have attached the figure for your amusement.

“The caption reads ‘Fig. 2.— ACS three-color image of HCG 31. The gray polygons denote the boundaries of the physical regions associated with the galaxies and tidal structures in HCG 31 as labeled. They were defined by eye to encompass the optical light associated with each region.’ and not ‘LOOK AT THE WANG’. Not found by me but a close astrophysicist. It pays to keep at least one close” – SigF.

Can someone fix it so every photo LG releases automatically comes up on here? It would save an awful lot of effort. A couple of lines of code and we’d be FREE from these SHACKLES.

Careful, love, this is a demo model and it’s very valuable. Don’t push it too hard, as we’d hate for it to…

IT FELL OVER.

Not only a Gadget with a FACE, but also a rare entrant in the category of Gadgets You Could Conceivably Fuck in the MOUTH.

Sorry about the swear word in paragraph one. We’re assuming that only the long-term unemployed are reading this any more, so there’s no point maintaining any sort of pretence or aura of dignity.

And here’s its evil twin. Photos stolen from the site we can’t but always refer to as Gizmondo.

Here’s another one of these, accompanied by a touching story about a reader who maintains a SECRET LIFE as an ordinary member of society who does shockingly normal things. Really wish we’d tagged up all the previous ‘Bags with Faces’ we’ve had as there’s been loads and they’ve all been quite good.

We didn’t think there would be enough mileage in it to make into a proper ‘thing’. If only we’d known just how much it could’ve been milked.

“While out wedding shoe shopping with my soon-to-be wife, god help me, I spotted this little fella which cheered me up no end. As you can see from the pic I tried to secretly take the photo while my GF was distracting the shopkeeper, who I shall call Big Gay Al, after the South Park Character. While nonchalantly pretending to text. Hence the thumb in frame. The bag looked a bit S&M to me, so I was disappointed not to find an orange ball inside when I managed to unbolt his cakehole” – Ian / Cyberfyn.

THE PS:
“After several hours we still didn’t find ‘the’ shoes”

Ultimate professional. She doesn’t even want to cover up any part of the sign with her fingertips.

Oh, how we would love to dive into that jar and enjoy a couple of those fruity bon-bons.

Not sure what that background is supposed to be. The inside of a whale?

Don’t be alarmed. At first there appears to be NO FACE here, but that’s because this is an extremely specialist observation performed from a very acute angle.

“Here’s something for your “Gadgets with Faces” section of the Extra-Last website: the office hole punch. Enjoy!” – Joey.

Oh yes, there IS a face. We can only wonder how bored you have to be to examine a hole punch from this particular angle. It must all suddenly pop into view, like the Channel 4 logo does on the pre-show idents.

Seems to be aimed at the smart/casual fully-empowered businesslady market. You will shortly see a photograph illustrating WORK, followed by one illustrating GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, then a final one for LEARNING THINGS.

Because women can do all of that now, thanks to the bloody EU.

We would like to repeatedly ask her what is so funny, getting more aggressive each time the question is posed and ending up with a neighbour coming round to see if everything’s OK.

“Must just tell everyone about the cute way the cat sicked up between the cushions of the sofa last night”

Saved this one until last, as a treat.