Celebrate the arrival of the new MacBook Pro range with… Steve
Another new Apple specialist. Clearly Apple’s latest product line refresh also came with a bit of budget for photography. If you are one of our six confirmed female readers he is going to be your favourite.
His name has to be “Steve” and women often go into the Apple store to ask him questions they already know the answers to, like “Can I play all kinds of music on it?” and “Does the telephone work like a normal telephone?”
Steve then says “Sure, let me show you” and moves in really close to demonstrate the correct operation of the ladies’ iPhones and iPods. He is so used to being around women and close to women that it’s not even a big thing for him.
We are not jealous, we just naturally know not to bother looking up from the ground if there are any Steves around.
filed in APPLE SPECIALISTS on Jun.16, 2009
June 16th, 2009 on 6:06 am
If I talk to him for more than thirty seconds, I know he's going to start calling me 'mate' and I'll feel uncomfortable.
June 16th, 2009 on 7:00 am
Not if he's from the North, Sponge. In the North, people say 'mate' and you can hear the irony dripping off it. It's usually just before they hit you.
Maybe it's less of a North / South issue and more of a 'Me' issue though
June 16th, 2009 on 7:24 am
Gay 9/10
June 16th, 2009 on 9:04 am
Cute 8/10
June 16th, 2009 on 9:50 am
Only a Steve can get away with a shapeless blue t-shirt. And maybe Tom Hartley.
June 16th, 2009 on 10:02 am
You're just jealous of all the tail I get here in LA
June 17th, 2009 on 2:01 am
Looks like he works out. Bet he also gets pestered for gay action at the gym.
There's possibly a joke to be had there about RIM, the manufacturer of BlackBerry, and how it sounds like the gay practise of rimming.