Static non-powered objects with FACES #38: Another bit of a Virgin Trains “pendolino”
High-powered frequent business traveler “Jon” just snapped this inside a Virgin Trains train using his BlackBerry. Can’t decide if the big holes are its eyes, or if the black bits are its eyes and the big holes are massive nostrils.
It is a good job we have nothing better to think about today, or any other day, otherwise this may be considered a waste of life energy.
“This is LIVE from the FIELD. The FIELD is outside the WINDOWS of a PENDOLINO to MANCHESTER from LONDON! How it has been overlooked for so long this live reporter from the field will never know but these FACES line every carriage and stop this reporter from having any chance of falling asleep and dreaming of Teclast ‘gadgets’. I can count 40 of them in carriage C without my glasses on! Blurry blackberry image? The EXIF can’t lie. Live from a train in a field? Well, I could be lying. Maybe I’ll geotag it and tweet it!” – Jon!
filed in STATIC OBJECTS WITH FACES on Nov.10, 2009
November 10th, 2009 on 1:08 pm
Playing a dangerous game there – we know he’s on a train between Machester and London, is supposedly in carriage C and is the one looking at one of these 40 faces.
Do we have any other operatives out there that can confirm this?
Note: he may or may not be wearing glasses to try and put us off the scent.
Note2: He may or may not be in a different carriage or even a different train to try and put us off the scent.
November 10th, 2009 on 3:44 pm
More notes:
-suspect is male (he is at this site…).
-he uses random capitalization and is not GigerPunk, so he probably has dark hair.
-suspect will look tired (telecast girls are insomnia inducing)
-If we can base more off site demographics: he is rail thin, is rather tall and hasn’t been laid in weeks (that is what he tells his mates, really be more than a year, if that one time even counts).
November 10th, 2009 on 4:06 pm
Making a bit of an assumption there, as he/she/it may still be me and may just be pretending (in order to throw you off the scent further).
Only I (and possibly he/she/it) know for sure but then we’re getting into deep philosophical stuff like “I think, therefore I am” where I know who I am and that I exist and you could all just be figments of my imagination.
Confused by your logic that if this person’s not me then he/she/it probably has dark hair. What colour’s my hair then?
November 10th, 2009 on 4:22 pm
And who is to say GigerPunk isn’t of the female gender and has been throwing us of the scent for many many posts now?
November 10th, 2009 on 5:07 pm
We need some kind of CSI person to say ‘ENHANCE’ and then another CSI person sitting down at a computer to go ‘ENHANCING’ then we could find out what seat he was in from the mouth.
November 10th, 2009 on 5:27 pm
If the CAPITALISATION signifies SHOUTING, this may indeed be none other than our Giger/Blessed-Chimera. Regarding the scent, however, I imagine his hair smells DIVINE.
November 10th, 2009 on 6:23 pm
Ginger shampoo from Lidl (or is it Aldi? One of the cheapy ones anyway)
a) I buy it because it’s (almost) got my name on it.
b) Because I’m worth it (worth a whole 99p per bottle)
c) There’s lovely! (Look you)
You decide.
November 11th, 2009 on 2:53 pm
I knew I should have sent that one in :-(