*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeek
Putting your hand on the back of her chair doesn’t mean she’s your girlfriend. The back of the chair is international waters. You don’t get any points for dangling your fingers in international waters.
That’s it. We ought to get a new template that doesn’t require two separate bits of words being written about everything.
OFFICIAL CAPTION:
“Winning Brands Ambassadors to South Korea, Joel and Sojung Haley officially launch on-line discussion blog about Winning Colours Stain Remover (1000+) for Korean consumers while at the headquarters of Winning Brands. The breakthrough stain remover and multi-cleaner is entering South Korea.”
filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Nov.12, 2009
November 12th, 2009 on 11:05 am
Is that Treat Williams or Henry Rollins pretending to be Peter Griffin?
Also, how many motivational pictures does that woman need? just how un-motivated is she?
November 12th, 2009 on 11:08 am
“Ok love, turn the monitor this way a bit and stare at the pot plant. Perfect.”
Wonder how the “on-line discussion blog” is going?
November 12th, 2009 on 11:34 am
Perhaps she is wondering why the pot plant has a bow-tie.
November 12th, 2009 on 11:36 am
I think forcing your employees to look at *5* motivational pictures all day counts as some sort of crime against humanity.
November 12th, 2009 on 12:25 pm
I count 3 phallic symbols on that psycho spam on the wall, plus the bloke used to have an earring. Post-wanking tissues on the desk, semi-hidden. And the bloke looks like Charles Rocket after a one-year yeast-only diet.
November 12th, 2009 on 1:06 pm
That guy’s got the fattest hand I’ve ever seen outside a fantasy film. Disclaimer: For once, my use of the word ‘fantasy’ does not refer to the sexytimes.
November 12th, 2009 on 1:42 pm
I’ve got a “Do it now” picture currently staring me in the face.
Not the best one really, that message could be taken to mean anything. And given my current mental state, that could be up to and including “Run around the office with a rusty scythe”.
Not sure what HR would think of that, or whether “But the motivational poster said I should” would be accepted as a valid excuse.
November 12th, 2009 on 3:37 pm
There’s a webcam on top of the monitor. Anybody found a link to that yet?
November 12th, 2009 on 4:20 pm
“Don’t wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to meet it!”
- That also is an excuse to run around with rusty scythe.
Some good ones here:
http://despair.com/lithographs.html