Comments on: Gadgets with FACES #185 & #186 and Static non-powered objects with FACES #39: Aaron’s fantastic collection

By: super me do 2000

super me do 2000 — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:17:40 +0000

I find small terrified women are pretty much tops at rapidly escaping from anywhere.

I’ve just installed an “airlock” type security door in my cellar though, so it’s all good.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:32:59 +0000

Actually, I can’t quite believe none of us has asked for a more detailed description of Paul’s wife.
In the bath.
With the soap.

By: Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:14:47 +0000

I can get out of a bathroom faster than a wasp. I just don’t want to.

Plus, I’ve just been on holiday and saw a few faces in fire hydrants. Despite having a camera on my person, I didn’t take any pictures for you cunts.

By: Badben

Badben — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:05:14 +0000

Bathrooms are normally too small for Usain Bolt to get up a decent head of speed. Small, terrified women are much better at rapidly escaping bathrooms in my experience

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:13:18 +0000

How fast can Usain Bolt get out of your bathroom then?
(Or even, how fast can Usain Bolt get out of your bathroom now?)

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:55:25 +0000

My wife was in the bath. She called me in ‘cos she could hear this weird noise in the overflow. I was about to suggest that it was someone outside doing a bit of DIY when this wasp emerged. It was a big fucker, too. You wouldn’t have thought something that big could have squeezed out of that overflow but it managed alright.

I caught it in a pint glass and released it out of the window. Then I went downstairs for a stiff whiskey, not forgetting to give the all-clear to the missus who had bolted out of the bathroom (in a time Usain Bolt wouldn’t have sniffed at) and was hiding under the duvet.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:27 +0000

What did you do? Try and drown it immediately?
Hit it with a bottle of shampoo?
Run screaming from the bathroom like a girl?
Ducked under the water and hid from it?

Last option would probably have been my choice, but obviously, you have to come up for air at some point. Best solution for this would be (obviously) to breath through the plughole using the overflow as a snorkel – but with the wasp having come from the overflow, that would’ve been right out of the question, unless you fancy a lungful of wasps?

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:45:21 +0000

There may be an inlet at the bottom of the cover.

Much better than your classic overflow grille. I once had a wasp climb out of the overflow pipe in my old bath. It was like a scene from a horror movie, I could hear it buzzing in the pipe before it emerged.

By: The Toastmonster

The Toastmonster — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:46:48 +0000

So what’s preventing his bathtub from overflowing??

By: Person reading it

Person reading it — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:26:03 +0000

That radiator looks like it has a good face on it. Turn it around, give us a look!