PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS: The Apple Store reveals a new Apple Specialist!
Apple will be having a mildly Gothic Christmas this year.
Stripy elbow sheathes? Is that what’s cool with the alternate-lifestyle kids these days?
filed in APPLE SPECIALISTS, PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS on Dec.10, 2009
December 10th, 2009 on 1:02 pm
Blimey, there was a bit of a scheduled-post backlog for today. Sorry everyone.
December 10th, 2009 on 1:44 pm
I think that’s what everybody imagines a German exchange student to look like – and you may be right in doing so.
And, of course, for Pete’s sake, wouldn’t.
December 10th, 2009 on 2:18 pm
Couldn’t.
December 10th, 2009 on 3:19 pm
Looks like an amalgam of all of the birds I worked with over 20 years within the world of academia. So would. Geeky birds are hot.
Oh hang on. She espouses the use of products from Apple Inc. And looks like Jacques Villeneuve. So wouldn’t.
December 10th, 2009 on 3:29 pm
Pickup is a noun. Pick up is the verb phrase they are looking for.
Also, they use the word ‘funnest’.
Bile duct emptied.
December 10th, 2009 on 3:43 pm
Ah, moonlit walks by the express bay, perhaps after fussing over giving Apple so much money, I grant a maybe-conditional-drunk on power of owning Apple products-would.
December 10th, 2009 on 7:28 pm
Well, I would… Even if I had to read her script for that quirky independent romantic comedy film she’s working on (obviously typed on her creativity facilitating Mac) or pretend to like Arcade Fire or Grizzly Bear (or whoever it is Pitchfork are telling people to like right now).
She looks non-threateningly average, which is what I like in a woman, really.
December 10th, 2009 on 7:34 pm
Wouldn’t what? Wouldn’t have the nerve to talk to?
December 11th, 2009 on 4:39 am
She looks far too knoledgeable to me. I want to be able to ask a question and be told to wait while she checks with her supervisor.
December 11th, 2009 on 4:39 am
terrible spelling. Knowledgeable. I mean. You can tell I’m special.
December 11th, 2009 on 7:27 am
Would, on the elbow sheathes.
December 12th, 2009 on 1:48 am
Why don’t you name them anymore?