“Chariot Skates” bring skiing and cycling TOGETHER
Sounds like a good and possibly even fun way to get outside and away from family members for a few hours, until you see the stabilisers. Chariot Skates require stabilisers. They require stabilisers so badly the stabilisers have to be built in.
They are therefore as XTREME as shuffling your armchair a little bit further forwards so you can see the repeat of Only Fools and Horses better.
More facts and videos of people in a perpetual state of about to break their wrists over at the Chariot Skates site.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, THE MODERN WORLD on Dec.30, 2009
December 30th, 2009 on 2:54 pm
I had two of these, but unfortunately for me I was a beta tester pre-stabilisers, so I now have two snapped femurs.
December 30th, 2009 on 4:22 pm
“People often ask us, what’s the fucking point when rollerblades already exist, are smaller, lighter, easier to store and carry, don’t look as stupid, are cheaper and less likely to suck in and disable a dog/pigeon/human infant.”
December 31st, 2009 on 3:42 am
I do like the stopping techniques especially the hand stop version – very useful when having just skated through a pile of dogshit left by an errant doberman.