Darth Vader updates breathing apparatus
His new one comes with the ability to send 140-character text messages via sub-carrier to any ship in the fleet.
Pressing the red X button makes him die. Typical glaring Imperial design flaw.
filed in THE MODERN WORLD on Jan.20, 2010
January 20th, 2010 on 2:46 pm
I thought it was Luke’s Binoculars/Monoculars/Seeing device thingie that distracts him from rapidly approaching Tusken Raiders?
Damn, I wanted one of those as a kid.
January 20th, 2010 on 4:42 pm
Presumably the green button activates the “Electric Slide” making Vader invincible on the dance floor as well.
January 20th, 2010 on 4:58 pm
Please, can’t we just consider star wars never existed ?
January 20th, 2010 on 6:14 pm
Anonymous, I wholeheartedly agree. I absolutely fucking detest Star Wars and how it appears to be most people’s only frame of reference. Particularly Americans who have no real cohesive culture outside of what Hollywood shits on their plates. “Oh, it’s like that bit in Episode 2 where that thing did that thing!!!”, “it’s like that thing Luke did!!!1″, “Star Wars this reminds me of! LMAO!!!”
POINTLESS FUCK OFF CUNTS
January 20th, 2010 on 6:28 pm
Can’t we just pretend the ‘new’ Star Wars doesn’t exist? I’m still rather fond of the old ones, before Lucas decided he’d start fiddling with them again, in order to ‘improve’ them.
January 20th, 2010 on 6:35 pm
I’m with GigerPunk. And I’m not ready to put all my Star Wars toys in the bin yet. I think they look quite nice on my shelf.
January 20th, 2010 on 8:07 pm
Can’t we just pretend I don’t exist?
January 20th, 2010 on 8:13 pm
It was always crap. Nostalgia in its purest, least intelligent form. The only people that like SW saw it when they were 5. Luckily, I didn’t and escaped infection.
January 20th, 2010 on 10:34 pm
I never had any Star Wars toys as a kid (sniff)
Making up for it with all kinds of tat though now, obviously. And not even Star wars tat, strangely enoughh…
January 20th, 2010 on 11:16 pm
There’s a whole load of vintage Star Wars figures buried (and possibly cemented over)in my back yard if you want them. One day, 1000 years from now, someone will dig up Chewie and think he’s some kind of ancient God of Pubes.
January 21st, 2010 on 12:03 am
[b]“Can’t we just pretend I don’t exist?”[/b]
Who the hell said that?
January 21st, 2010 on 2:57 am
Can’t we just pretend that I know something about using tags in these comments?
January 21st, 2010 on 6:05 am
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/members/whatsnew.html
January 21st, 2010 on 8:47 am
Now, see, I’ve never understood the fascination with ‘Slave Leia’ and the gold bikini. Didn’t fancy her at the time and still don’t. I’m sure there’s a lot of lovely ladies pictured on that site but I’m also sure many of them would look a lot better NOT dressed in a gold bikini.
Maybe I was just the wrong age when RotJ came out.
Col Wilma Deering from Buck Rogers had an effect though, I remember that much…
January 21st, 2010 on 12:21 pm
I agree With Dick. Most peoples frames of reference are astonishingly, depressingly ‘lowest common denominator’.
To me it looks like the new Optimus Prime cartoon character’s chin transformed to CALCULATION mode. He’s about to try and work out if he’s got enough budget leeway for that nice, half price bottle of wine at Sainsburys.
January 21st, 2010 on 1:03 pm
Hey, I fucking hate Star Wars as much as the next angry man who hates everything. Don’t go thinking I’ve got an import LEGO Millennium Falcon on my coffee table.
January 21st, 2010 on 1:58 pm
You’re probably wearing your Darth Vader helmet right now. Assuming you washed it out.
And I don’t hate everything. I hate mediocrity that is poured onto society like fresh liquid cow shit.
Funny coincidence how the things most people like are the same things that have multi million dollar advertising budgets, isn’t it? Amazing coincidence how people’s favourite movie, game or song just so happens to be what was released recently! In all of history, what a piece of luck to be born at the same time as the best things ever! How convenient! No effort, initiative or imagination required! The Milky Bars are on me!
January 21st, 2010 on 4:55 pm
Yeah, but that’s not because of advertising, Mr. Socrates. An infinite advertising budget wouldn’t make the next great, challenging and timeless work of literature a global mega-seller. It’s because of people, specifically young people. Young moron people.
This kind of stuff makes me less angry as I get older. That’s partly because I’m running out of life force and becoming a motivationless husk, but mainly because I’ve seen that most people realise, once they get to a certain age, that shite like Star Wars is nothing more or less than it appears to be. Those that don’t, well, are pitiable but it’s hardly worth bringing hatred into play, eh?
If everyone was like you you’d lose your edge, anyway. Twas always thus and thus it shall always be.
Christ, somethings wrong with me today…
January 21st, 2010 on 7:53 pm
Ah… leiasmetalbikini.com
That takes me back to 2002 when I used to wank to that site. Or was there another very similar site from a little earlier? I seem to remember there was…
Anyway, that, along with pictures of 7 of 9, formed the bread and butter of my mid to late teenage wanking material. Sad but true story.
January 22nd, 2010 on 4:44 pm
That’s pathetic, marimo. Utterly pathetic.
Well, I’m off to NudeRaider.com now.
January 27th, 2010 on 1:05 pm
I colleage just sent this link round work. I’ve got the giggles now; thought I’d post it here as it’s slightly relevant to the thred.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889