Comments on: Darth Vader updates breathing apparatus

By: Badben

Badben — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:05:20 +0000

I colleage just sent this link round work. I’ve got the giggles now; thought I’d post it here as it’s slightly relevant to the thred.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889

By: gar3

gar3 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:44:11 +0000

That’s pathetic, marimo. Utterly pathetic.

Well, I’m off to NudeRaider.com now.

By: marimo

marimo — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:02 +0000

Ah… leiasmetalbikini.com

That takes me back to 2002 when I used to wank to that site. Or was there another very similar site from a little earlier? I seem to remember there was…

Anyway, that, along with pictures of 7 of 9, formed the bread and butter of my mid to late teenage wanking material. Sad but true story.

By: Badben

Badben — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:55:04 +0000

Yeah, but that’s not because of advertising, Mr. Socrates. An infinite advertising budget wouldn’t make the next great, challenging and timeless work of literature a global mega-seller. It’s because of people, specifically young people. Young moron people.

This kind of stuff makes me less angry as I get older. That’s partly because I’m running out of life force and becoming a motivationless husk, but mainly because I’ve seen that most people realise, once they get to a certain age, that shite like Star Wars is nothing more or less than it appears to be. Those that don’t, well, are pitiable but it’s hardly worth bringing hatred into play, eh?

If everyone was like you you’d lose your edge, anyway. Twas always thus and thus it shall always be.

Christ, somethings wrong with me today…

By: Dick Socrates

Dick Socrates — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:58:06 +0000

You’re probably wearing your Darth Vader helmet right now. Assuming you washed it out.

And I don’t hate everything. I hate mediocrity that is poured onto society like fresh liquid cow shit.

Funny coincidence how the things most people like are the same things that have multi million dollar advertising budgets, isn’t it? Amazing coincidence how people’s favourite movie, game or song just so happens to be what was released recently! In all of history, what a piece of luck to be born at the same time as the best things ever! How convenient! No effort, initiative or imagination required! The Milky Bars are on me!

By: Idiot :(

Idiot :( — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:03:04 +0000

Hey, I fucking hate Star Wars as much as the next angry man who hates everything. Don’t go thinking I’ve got an import LEGO Millennium Falcon on my coffee table.

By: Badben

Badben — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:21:32 +0000

I agree With Dick. Most peoples frames of reference are astonishingly, depressingly ‘lowest common denominator’.

To me it looks like the new Optimus Prime cartoon character’s chin transformed to CALCULATION mode. He’s about to try and work out if he’s got enough budget leeway for that nice, half price bottle of wine at Sainsburys.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:47:14 +0000

Now, see, I’ve never understood the fascination with ‘Slave Leia’ and the gold bikini. Didn’t fancy her at the time and still don’t. I’m sure there’s a lot of lovely ladies pictured on that site but I’m also sure many of them would look a lot better NOT dressed in a gold bikini.

Maybe I was just the wrong age when RotJ came out.
Col Wilma Deering from Buck Rogers had an effect though, I remember that much…

By: SpinTheWheels

SpinTheWheels — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:05:54 +0000

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/members/whatsnew.html

By: anonymous [1]

anonymous [1] — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:57:04 +0000

Can’t we just pretend that I know something about using tags in these comments?