Poor old Sony Ericsson. It’s not an iPhone. It’s not really on the Android bandwagon. It employs people who think “Vivaz” is a good name for a product. And it’s hindered by having to put “Sony” on its products. It’ll never win.

Ironic hair. Leather jacket. Girlfriend he got off the internet and is yet to discover he has nothing in common with.

But well done, fashionable man! He’s not even pretending he’s interested in getting her head in shot. A picture of the outline of her tits is all he needs.

Now he’s pointing it at the ground, getting a shot of the woman standing next to him’s shoes.

He had to take one of her face in the end, to avoid rousing suspicions and leading her to instigate a full memory card check.