Canon recommends filming yourself having sex in a cheap hotel room this Valentine’s Day
Not in so many words, but that’s clearly the implication of this publicity communication:
Yes, it’ll be a comedy all right. Not romantic, just a comedy.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS on Feb.09, 2010
February 9th, 2010 on 11:29 am
Unless it comes with a night vision mode and a macro function I’m not interested.
February 9th, 2010 on 11:35 am
There’s something fabulously grubby about receiving a camcorder as a Valentine’s gift, and particularly a LEGRIA FS306:
“Some of the most magical shots are taken at the end of the day or long after the sun has set. You won’t miss any of them, thanks to the LEGRIA FS306′s built-in video light. The light lets you shoot subjects in low light up to 4.9 feet away.”
Though I suspect most chaps will shoot with the camera’s 2000x Digital Zoom and Dynamic Image Stabiliser.
February 9th, 2010 on 11:48 am
Digital zoom? Might as well draw pictures of nekkid ladies in mspaint if you’re going to rely on a digital zoom…
February 9th, 2010 on 2:23 pm
This is a poor attempt at marketing. I read this as, “Canon LEGRIA FS306 – the smart choice for unhappy ladies stuck in a relationship where clearly, they are the better half.”
And why does “4.9 feet away” give me the impression someone actually measured a bed and made some assumptions?