The Sony “Bloggie” HD video camera and LIFESTYLE VIDEOGRAPHY!
Bloody hell, this is not pleasant. Viewer discretion is advised when watching the Bloggie promotional video of fashionable youths poncing about on mopeds and waveboards, then having a party at which everyone compares hair products and whose styling product has lasted best throughout the rigorous day.
NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Face.
NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Bottom.
NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Bottom, bottom.
And that’s how stupid you look holding a camera with a 360-degree lens on the top of it. How does one even go about playing back and watching a 360-degree video?
With thanks to “Scott” for bravely browsing through hellish world of Sony product pages.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, PRODUCT DISPLAYS on Feb.10, 2010
February 10th, 2010 on 11:48 am
Although the cunt with the glasses (Innovations catalogue, £11.99) in the first image is clearly a massive bellend, he’s also not a Apple user. An Apple user would be back at the hotel room charging up his iPhone and/or hunting around for the USB cable (Apple Store, £15 – seriously), at the same time uploading the several dozen artistically cropped images of clouds he took during the flight to his Flickr account, together with a photo of some G-list celebrity hunched over a MacBook Air in the airport lounge. Because of course, using Photoshop and Flickr on a £1,399 Mac is *entirely* different from the same applications on a £299 PC.
February 10th, 2010 on 12:02 pm
You’re just bitter because you aren’t young, beautiful, athletic, poncy, vaguely Mediterranean, a professional model and have limitless amounts of cash and free time to spend with your cardboard cut-out friends.
February 10th, 2010 on 12:35 pm
I wasnt bitter. But I am now.
February 10th, 2010 on 1:06 pm
Oh Sony, Sony, Sony. Some of your products aren’t actually all bad, but your terrible lifestyle photography and naming a product ‘bloggie’ smash any admiration I once had for your products into a thin paste, only to scrape that paste into a battered tin that then gets left on a shelf in the garage of an obsessive compulsive, who slowly fills the garage with waste paper over the years until the tin is hidden from view.
Finally, when the garage is demolished, (after being burnt to the ground by local residents on the presumption that the obsessive compulsive is probably a paedophile), the tin splits apart amidst the falling brickwork, but by now age and fire-damage mean the thin paste has evaporated into nothing more than a discolouration on the inside of the now crushed tin. Nobody notices or cares.
The disc tray action is starting to sound a bit tired on my PS2.
February 10th, 2010 on 1:45 pm
Young, beautiful, athletic, poncy, vaguely Mediterranean and with a winky no bigger than an AA battery. We hope.