Teclast’s C510HD brings ‘Full HD’ media support to mainstream consumers, thanks to enhanced…
ALERT CONDITION PINK!
TECLAST!
TECLAST!
ALERT CONDITION PINK!
ALERT CONDITION PINK!
TECLAST!
Yes, you can click on them and they go bigger. That’s the ‘Teclast Difference’. Teclast understands the click-to-go-bigger needs of its end users.
Ha ha, we said “end users”. As in bell-end users.
As in wanking.
As in you can see a bit of the side of one of her tits, so you might as well barricade yourself into the bathroom and see if anything happens.
One for the feet men! She’s even splaying her toes. Phwoar, eh, feet men? Have a look at the WIDTH of that SPLAY. You can see RIGHT INBETWEEN.
Another one for the tits men. The tits men are going to come out of this best, to be honest. It’s pretty much entirely a tits-oriented shoot.
Knees obscured. Deduct a point.
Feet and legs and knees and tits. Add two points.
Kiss the screen, and we’re done.
filed in PRODUCT DISPLAYS, TECLAST on Feb.12, 2010
February 12th, 2010 on 11:30 am
Thanks for that, I have “Feet and legs and knees and tits, doo-dah, doo-dah! Kiss the scree-een and we’re done, doo-dah, doo-dah-day!” rattling round my head now, on loop…
February 12th, 2010 on 12:37 pm
Is it supposed to bleed like this ?
February 12th, 2010 on 12:49 pm
The click-to-go-bigger pictures are of pretty poor quality compared to some of the click-to-go-bigger pictures we’re used to on here. There’s pixelation of the breast and toe areas, how am I (a pore-man) supposed to make out pores and folicles – it’s discrimination I tell you.
February 12th, 2010 on 1:40 pm
oh the irony Teclast: The movie is “Up”.
And it’s not the only thing…bar-ump pa.
Obviously, Teclast knows about our little fun here and wanted to see if we’d take the bait. Of course we did.
February 12th, 2010 on 1:53 pm
Whoar! She looks a bit of all right. I give her one and no mistake (if she likes shifty, furtive dirty old men).
February 12th, 2010 on 1:58 pm
Would. Then dump the body in the canal behind Sainsbury’s.
February 12th, 2010 on 2:01 pm
Just like the old days. One for the bookmark.
February 12th, 2010 on 2:11 pm
What’s all the stuff on the floor in these pics?
Don’t they have cleaners?
February 12th, 2010 on 2:22 pm
This set of promo photos would be greatly improved if the Teclast lady’s young lady friend were in them too.
February 12th, 2010 on 4:10 pm
Normally I’d be wanking it blue on this, but it’s awkward getting turned on by ánything involving a fat boyscout. Not impossible, mind you. Just awkward. Awkward and WRONG. But apparently… not impossible. WRONG.
February 12th, 2010 on 4:37 pm
Feet and legs and knees and tits pic – Gnaarhg *fatal glitch*
February 12th, 2010 on 5:43 pm
I saw this earlier when I was just about to leave the house to work in a charity shop. I was pretty close to having to stand around some old people with a semi-on. The brisk winter air on the walk there killed it before I could offend anyone with my trouser tent, thankfully.
Such perfect skin… Teclast must be developing a range of sexbots and this is an early prototype. If so, I think we’re ready to go to production phase.
February 12th, 2010 on 7:50 pm
I think anyone’s skin would look that perfect if they had a similar spot light in their face.
February 12th, 2010 on 8:23 pm
Could someone with more gumption than me please use the popular photograph editing software “Adodbe Photoshop” to swap the heads of Teclast Lady and Russell from “Up”?
Only for comic effect, obviously, not that I’d find that erotic in any way.
February 12th, 2010 on 8:46 pm
Maybe we could make a blog tubby boyscouts holding pictures of pretty Asian women.
I’d think it’s a niche, but I’m too afraid to check.
February 12th, 2010 on 10:46 pm
Trilby – Something like this you mean?
February 13th, 2010 on 1:00 am
Yes. Yes, exactly like that.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my shed. Please knock before entering.
February 13th, 2010 on 2:27 pm
*knock, knock, knock* Open up Trilby, it’s the police.
February 14th, 2010 on 6:10 am
i like it because she is asian. i like it because she has big tits.
February 14th, 2010 on 1:30 pm
I’d honestly not noticed the Teclast product in most of those pictures
February 14th, 2010 on 5:51 pm
Yes, I question the thinking behind trying to sell small unobtrusive products by placing them in close proximity to nice tits. I am not capable of not looking at nice tits. Don’t blame me, blame thousands of years of evolution.
February 14th, 2010 on 6:09 pm
Sorry, all I took in from your last post was “blah blah blah blah close proximity to nice tits. blah blah blah nice tits. blah blah blah.” Was it important?
Did Trilby come quietly btw?
February 15th, 2010 on 9:47 am
i’m sure he held his breath. works better.
February 24th, 2010 on 6:58 am
Speaking as a lady reader (THE lady reader?), what on earth is she wearing?
You can’t couple cutsie, cotton, pale yellow but look at the pink puppy pyjama shorts with a salmon coloured slutty-secretary-yet-not-quite-see-through-enough shirt. It’s madness!