Samsung Wave and LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
Seems to be aimed at the smart/casual fully-empowered businesslady market. You will shortly see a photograph illustrating WORK, followed by one illustrating GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, then a final one for LEARNING THINGS.
Because women can do all of that now, thanks to the bloody EU.
We would like to repeatedly ask her what is so funny, getting more aggressive each time the question is posed and ending up with a neighbour coming round to see if everything’s OK.
“Must just tell everyone about the cute way the cat sicked up between the cushions of the sofa last night”
Saved this one until last, as a treat.
filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Mar.03, 2010
March 3rd, 2010 on 12:23 pm
Bitches.
March 3rd, 2010 on 12:29 pm
Most of the time when my phone clamours for attention of any sort I grimace and then frown at it. So what’s all this smiling about? Perpetual fucking BEAMING at small screens? It’s suspicious, I’d definitely be checking the records whilst she was in the bath
March 3rd, 2010 on 1:27 pm
She’s rather reminiscent of Professor Stephen Hawking in the first picture.
Therefore: would.
March 4th, 2010 on 10:03 am
Is she not wearing a bra?
March 5th, 2010 on 9:43 am
Closed eyes in every picture. Is she related to Earl?
Strange nose as well. I wouldn’t have put her in profile in every picture.
Can I get a super high res version of the last one, for research purposes?
March 5th, 2010 on 6:39 pm
YES, WE NEED A BETTER LOOK AT PIC #3!!!