Comments on: LG Sweet Phone and CONFECTIONERY PHOTOGRAPHY!

By: cavity

cavity — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:05:59 +0000

Re the piss-poor cutting out of the Sweet sign: they obviously have no hand skills, therefore, wouldn’t

By: Dick Socrates

Dick Socrates — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:30:17 +0000

Are they bon-bons or bath, er, balls?

BATH BALLS.

By: gar3

gar3 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:44:03 +0000

Hmm. The things I would do to those models with those bon-bons. Hmm.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:22:37 +0000

the cutting out of ‘sweet’ strips away any merit the scene may have inspired.

By: Moby Dick

Moby Dick — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:16:00 +0000

So, you’ve been swallowed by a whale, let’s say a sperm whale (legitimate use of the word ‘sperm’), and instead of just being in a big pool of digestive juices with 5 tons of decaying shrimp, you are being sold a selection of ice-white mobile phones by hard-up models? It sounds great. Was this photo shoot maybe planned on the deck of a ship, but the ship capsized, the models and photographer’s crew were swallowed, they decided, even though almost certainly doomed, that they would continue the shoot, and somehow ‘blue-toothed’ the pictures home to Mobile Phone Headquarters. An examination of EXIF data should give the whale’s last position, enabling a rescue craft to be despatched. A whaling boat would be ideal. Waste no time…

By: anonymous [1]

anonymous [1] — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 04:48:02 +0000

Intake. Compression. Ignition. Exhaust.

By: GigerPunk

GigerPunk — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:20:41 +0000

Gargle…
Aaaaand spit.

By: anonymous [1]

anonymous [1] — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:53:33 +0000

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

By: Enn

Enn — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:44:51 +0000

Would. Pause. Play. Would.

By: Hoopy

Hoopy — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:54:44 +0000

Would. Would.
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