Penis-like outline spotted in space
Man sent this in. We have to use it, as this could be the sort of lowest-common-denominator thing that gets upwards of 10 Diggs and may even make the front page of the printed-out monthy Twitter Digest.
The full scientific explanation of the penile spatial anomaly can be found here.
“Nothing to do with SEGA, nor something with a face, nor someone holding something, and not even a gray-haired man posing in an ill fitting suit. But it is a penis in space. To save you having to look through a genuine astrophysics paper, I have attached the figure for your amusement.
“The caption reads ‘Fig. 2.— ACS three-color image of HCG 31. The gray polygons denote the boundaries of the physical regions associated with the galaxies and tidal structures in HCG 31 as labeled. They were defined by eye to encompass the optical light associated with each region.’ and not ‘LOOK AT THE WANG’. Not found by me but a close astrophysicist. It pays to keep at least one close” – SigF.
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March 9th, 2010 on 12:26 pm
The thick black line must therefore be a misplaced cosmological sex toy.
I reckon I could draw grey polygons that link to make penisis (peni? penii?) in pretty much any area of the sky I cared to photograph. So, because I suspect that the various phenomena are all at vastly different relative distances, it’s arbitary and so I call;
NO PENIS
March 9th, 2010 on 12:34 pm
Twitter, what a waste of time. Did we need yet another way to keep in touch? Just bloody call someone if you want to talk them.
March 9th, 2010 on 12:55 pm
Call that a penis? It can’t be more than a 100 light years in length!
March 9th, 2010 on 1:39 pm
I am calling it: deliberate penis.
Odd, I usually look down to see one, I’ve never thought of looking up. Kudos for the out of the box thinking.
I am off to take pictures of phallic clouds.
March 9th, 2010 on 2:20 pm
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March 9th, 2010 on 4:25 pm
Black hole.
Uranus.
Run with it.
March 9th, 2010 on 5:06 pm
I’m sorry, Enn, but the SPACE = URANUS joke? I don’t want to be harsh, but fucking Busted even made that joke. Or was it McFly? Fortunately I don’t actually have a clue.
March 9th, 2010 on 5:27 pm
“Twitter, what a waste of time. Did we need yet another way to keep in touch? Just bloody call someone if you want to talk them.”
Congratulations on having the worst, most out of touch, attention-seeking opinion ever.
March 9th, 2010 on 6:16 pm
You’re not supposed to *actually* run with it. :(
March 9th, 2010 on 6:21 pm
Space Cock.
Cock in Space.
Spaceballs is already taken.
March 9th, 2010 on 6:45 pm
2001: A Space Cock?
Star Cock?
It would seem that, quite literally, any film set in space can accomodate a forced “cock” substitution. Unfortunately, it would seem this doesn’t always result in hilarity.
March 9th, 2010 on 7:59 pm
Cock Jam.
March 9th, 2010 on 10:59 pm
Apollo 13 Cocks
March 10th, 2010 on 7:30 am
Do these count as set in space?
* The Cock of the Apes (1968)
* Beneath the Cock of the Apes (1970)
* Escape from the Cock of the Apes (1971)
* Conquest of the Cock of the Apes (1972)
* Battle for the Cock of the Apes (1973)
I also have :
Logan’s Cock, Capricock one and Moon.
Any others?
March 10th, 2010 on 8:48 am
Cock. The final frontier.
March 10th, 2010 on 9:15 am
The Cock Locker
March 10th, 2010 on 12:04 pm
Av’acock
*harms self*
March 10th, 2010 on 12:15 pm
Cockageddon
March 10th, 2010 on 1:31 pm
Alien Res”erection”. Cock.
March 10th, 2010 on 4:59 pm
The Man Who Fell From Cock.
March 11th, 2010 on 12:41 am
Taking it old skool:
Cockarella, Cockraker, Cock Rogers, Cock Gordon, The day the cock stood still…