Apple Specialists MADE REAL!
A brilliant gonzo street find from semi-pro comment-leaver “Courtster” here, which reveals several ALL-NEW Apple Specialists we have not yet catalogued and are yet to see rolled-out to EMEA regions!
His report’s a bit long, but bear with it – he got out his camera and took a photo in the street for this. That takes GUTS.
“I hope I don’t come over too drunk in this mail, as I am in the Boston Airport BA lounge getting royally steaming before the flight home – don’t listen to that guy from Die Hard who tells John McClane that the only way to survive air travel is to ‘make fists with your toes’ – It’s booze, lots of booze.
“Me and my friend were enjoying the sights of Boston, MA (well looking for a cigar bar) when we stumbled upon the Apple Store. Their stupid glass front was filled with Apple specialists just waiting to assist us. Can you imagine my annoyance though, when I realised that I’d left the camera in my room, and all I had to capture this was my friends
iPhone. So no need to get excited about the EXIF data.
“Boston was great by the way. It’s much friendlier and accessible than NYC. I recommend you all go. There’s even a CEX there so you can buy overpriced stolen phones the other side of the Atlantic too” – Courtster.
filed in APPLE SPECIALISTS on Mar.24, 2010
March 24th, 2010 on 11:59 am
I concur, Boston’s rather nice. Or it was when I was there on honeymoon several years ago. Went to the Manray club once night which was really good (but has since closed). Unfortunately I can’t remember off-hand what else was good there now.
Oh yes, and in order:
Probably would wouldn’t probably wouldn’t wouldn’t wouldn’t wouldn’t would wouldn’t would.
Does “wouldn’t” looks like a very strange word when repeated that many times to anyone else or is it just me?
Also, is gonzo your favourite word atm, Idiot? I only notice as you described my last ‘submission’ to you as that as well. Or are we all doing gonzo reports now without realising and it’s the first sign of us forming some form of deranged hive mind?
March 24th, 2010 on 3:25 pm
Add Cech standing at the back with Drogba at the front and it could be Chelsea’s kit launch for next season.
March 24th, 2010 on 7:28 pm
Would, after drilling the appropriate holes and lining with damp kitchen roll.
March 25th, 2010 on 3:30 am
Your site is so shit and pointless it makes me sick.
THIS is FUNNY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhsUTbvGPHM
March 25th, 2010 on 9:35 am
They have these creepy zombie pin ups in the Apple store in Westfield London too.
Curiously, they are also printed on the back, so you could take one home, bend it in the middle and play leap frog with it.
Or, something like that.
March 25th, 2010 on 9:53 am
Five stars and 35k views can’t be argued with. That’s definitely funny.
March 25th, 2010 on 10:17 am
Yup, because popularity automatically makes something good.
March 25th, 2010 on 2:06 pm
Indeed, take Justin Bieber for example
March 26th, 2010 on 7:58 pm
Or the iPhone, as another example.