Hanako “Practise Robot”
It’s primary design feature is to help dentists learn about not poking their instruments through a patient’s cheek while subtly glancing at the cleavage of lady patients whenever they blink. It’s secondary and tertiary design features are as yet undocumented.
“I’m sure there are better uses for this technology. Can’t think what they could be, though” – Darrell
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Mar.30, 2010
March 30th, 2010 on 12:26 pm
I’m not sure how to comment on this. At some point in the future, this account will be tracked back to my real name and I’ve already got a lot of explaining to do. Better not say anything about spitting in the dummy’s mouth then.
March 30th, 2010 on 2:12 pm
What a nightmare. Seems like the Japanese are finding it totally impossible to make non-creepy humanoid robots. I don’t think they’ll be making robots that I want to have sex with any time soon :(
March 30th, 2010 on 5:57 pm
They have yet to make a robot that’ll do me, too.
March 31st, 2010 on 2:10 am
Yes sir. That’s one mighty impressive pie-hole on that robot there.
Uhhhmmm…would it be appropriate to call “deliberate face”?
March 31st, 2010 on 9:47 am
The button in front of her ear must be the emergency mouth opening button.
In case the voice recognition buggers up and she starts clamping down on your nob while repeating ‘hai, yoroshiku onegaishimasu’ indefinitely.
April 7th, 2010 on 12:17 pm
She can talk with her mouth open. Does this mean she can talk with her mouth full?