1. A Nonny-Mouse said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 10:49 am

   Me me me me me me – i’ll do it – me me me (etc ad nauseam)

2. bilal said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 12:27 pm

   I doubt she has the fingular dexterity to scratch so close to the middle of the record like that. Maybe it’s a Braille talking book on vinyl and she’s reading it?

   Regardless, the ozone destruction she’s causing by DJing in front of an open fridge isn’t even worth thinking about.

   What is worth thinking about is this: would. with heavy scratching involved. possibly close to the eye sockets. my eye sockets, that is, not hers.

3. GigerPunk said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 12:35 pm

   By ‘help her plug in her iPod Touch’ do you mean something else?
   I.e. Is it current street slang for a sexual act of some kind?
   I can only assume so, given A Nonny-Mouse’s overenthusiastic response above.

   Why is there a fridge in the background btw? I’m assuming it’s to make it easier to make up sexist jokes regarding women/kitchens/dinner not cooking itself?

4. Men no me said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 2:11 pm

   it’s that stupid kitchen-o-the-future LG has been pushing. Instead of calling her hubby and kids to supper, she can just drop a funky beat and they all come running.

   Maybe that guy’s scared look was, “why am I being photoed with the DJ?” I’ve asked myself that very question before, but that was down at the police station.

5. Dick Socrates said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 2:54 pm

   Her anus must be cold.

6. super me do 2000 said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 3:16 pm

   One measure of freshness is harvest-to-refrigeration time. Makes sense to keep her so close to the fridge.

7. Enn said:
   May 19th, 2010 on 5:49 pm

   I will buy her a player from another brand, then plug thát in.

8. father viv said:
   May 20th, 2010 on 10:52 am

   Having seen the state of her toenails, she could well be a DJ…

9. narsfweasels said:
   May 20th, 2010 on 12:19 pm

   “… and that was a picture of her about a minute before the rohypnol kicked in. We had to hide the body in the new fridge for a week until the other exhibitors cleared out.”

10. Paul said:
    May 20th, 2010 on 1:30 pm

    I think she’s phoning upstairs to say the hot-plate isn’t working so she can’t do a full English, only toasted sandwiches out of that sandwich maker propped open in front of her. The directors of LG will be most disappointed as they love a good fry up.

11. its not me said:
    May 21st, 2010 on 2:11 pm

    Any further info on this new street slang? …
    before I go down to Comet looking for a good iPod dock and end up getting more than I bargained for

12. Dick Socrates said:
    May 21st, 2010 on 6:40 pm

    How am I supposed to slyly publicise my blog if you don’t update every day? I can’t very well comment twice on the same update for no particular reason, it would look suspicious.

13. GigerPunk said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 10:32 am

    Cuh.
    First Johnny Truant on Bitbroken, now you here on Extralast, Dick?
    Idiot – the ‘content-hungry public’ are revolting!

14. Dick Socrates said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 2:20 pm

    I’m still struggling to come to terms with bitbroken not having official links anywhere and so keep either forgetting it exists or that it is real. How many other secret Zorg sites are out there?

15. Dick Socrates said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 2:27 pm

    Great, I’ve just basically restated what was mentioned in that link without having read it first.

    Must remember to: Gather evidence -> Publish report. Not the other way round. Though it is often more thrilling (and less time consuming) to risk making a smart arsed comment without having first read what you are making a smart arsed comment about. Which seems to be the usual tactic of everyone that comments on the Guardian’s website. One may have snobbishly assumed their readership was less inclined to such sloppiness than say that of The Sun’s. But that would be incorrect.

    Moral of the story: All humans are a rubbish.

16. Idiot :( said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 4:23 pm

    Bitbroken is still in “beta” while I work out if starting a whole new site on a bored whim is a good idea or not.

17. Dick Socrates said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 6:27 pm

    Why not just combined all the sites into one? That’s actually a real question. I’m man enough to deal with an answer that is along the lines of “because websites need to have some focus and not be a random load of nonsense”.

18. Enn said:
    May 22nd, 2010 on 7:44 pm

    I’m starting to suspect Idiot is merely speculating on domain names.

19. johnnytruant said:
    May 24th, 2010 on 12:20 pm

    I’m not revolting, I’m lovely.

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