CELEBRITY HOLDING, featuring the LG Lotus Elite
LG has just held another celebrity-packed product launch event. It wasn’t as good as the vacuum cleaner one, but it did generate one good photograph:
Not this one. This one’s a warm up one of Jesse Metcalfe doing a pretend phonecall. This one’s here to make the next one seem nicer.
This one. Stacy Keibler. Holding it open.
filed in ACTUAL PRODUCTS, PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Jun.01, 2010
June 1st, 2010 on 11:33 am
Celebrity?
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Who are these people (and why should I care)?
Is that honestly the best facial hair that man can manage?
What is he, 15?
June 1st, 2010 on 2:15 pm
Would. The second one. Obviously. Wha? Oh.
June 1st, 2010 on 2:42 pm
Did the bloke just come from an all-you-can-eat-pasta-buffet? That’s tomato sauce all on his shirt.
LG is having a rough go.
June 1st, 2010 on 3:15 pm
I applaud Keibler’s ability to extricate herself from wrestling and not resort to live masturbation shows on the Internet to make ends meet. That does seem to be the established career route for women in wrestling.
June 1st, 2010 on 5:57 pm
I think there’s a photo missing in this sequence. Or maybe it’s been blocked by our firewall.
Anyway, still looking for the “holding it open” pic.
June 1st, 2010 on 6:30 pm
I don’t know Stacy Keibler but would not be averse to having intercourse with the woman. I don’t know Jesse Metcalfe either but would not be averse to suffocating the man with his own leather jacket.
June 1st, 2010 on 10:44 pm
So…so that’s a ‘would not’ for Stacey Keibler, then?
Righty-ho, ticked you off the list then, she’ll not be coming round to bother you don’t you worry. Nice quick and simple unsubscribe/wouldn’t option, all taken care of, you need say no more about it.
June 2nd, 2010 on 2:55 am
Great news everybody! I think I’ve found the missing pictures. But they still don’t seem to be appearing on this site. Maybe it’s an IE problem, might need to trash my cache or something like that.
http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/stacy_keibler/stacy_keibler_028.jpg
http://images.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/stacy-keibler/stacy-keibler_29079.jpg
Perhaps in addition to simply “Holding” you should also add a “Holding It Open” category. Though the web seems to have that pretty well covered already. Still, it’s a shame that Enn can’t rescind his “wouldn’t” vote.