You’d think something called the SENS-X170 would be worth buying on impulse. It has to be something nice with a model number like that, surely? They wouldn’t waste an X-designation on something pink and rubbish and for women, would they?

SENS-X170-Barbie-Special-Edition

Yes. A tragic waste of an X-designation. It’s a Barbie-endorsed laptop for… for… for troubling grown-up ladies who were so emotionally damaged during childhood they’re still attached to stupid pink things and toys.

BUT WOULD STILL LIKE TO:
Spend half an hour rifling through their personal photographs over the wireless network.