CELEBRITY HOLDING: Palm Pre Special Edition
Quite some time ago, if we’re being honest, Palm, or the poor mobile network responsible for trying to sell Palm mobile phones to a disinterested audience in the UK market, held a launch party for its Palm Pre.
Quite a few famous people who were in need of a new free mobile phone at the time turned up for it.
Mel B turned up! Even [insert reader's name] must recognise Mel B.
Miquita Oliver turned up! She was entertaining on the telly.
That man off the TV turned up. He’s only recently famous, so we haven’t really seen anything he’s been in due to almost totally giving up on watching TV.
And pop band Alphabeat turned up, but they’re too nervous and forgot to show off the phone. Or maybe they didn’t get a free one, as they do look a bit moody.
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June 17th, 2010 on 11:35 am
1. Wouldn’t
2. Wouldn’t
3. Wouldn’t
4. Wouldn’t Wouldn’t Wouldn’t Maybe Wouldn’t Wouldn’t.
Alternatively;
1. Oh, her.
2. Who?
3. Oh, him.
4. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
June 17th, 2010 on 12:27 pm
You wouldn’t Miquita? Neither would I, of course, if Mrs Finge is reading. If she isn’t, then I would, and not just because she looks a bit like me.
June 17th, 2010 on 12:39 pm
You look like this Miquita person or you look like Mrs Finge?
But no, wouldn’t – I have no idea who she is, what she’s like or where she’s been. Don’t take it as a slight against either yourself or Mrs Finge, I’m sure you’re both fine.
June 17th, 2010 on 1:26 pm
I’m not going to pretend I don’t know who any of these are; I can even tell you that the girl in the bottom picture has lost a bit of weight. Would, except it would probably get me arrested. I think they’re foreign, which is more than can be said for Matthew Horne. The cunt didn’t even take his coat off.
June 17th, 2010 on 3:33 pm
Why is that man taking out the trash? Surely they have people to do that? Is that a Hefty 3-ply bag?
June 17th, 2010 on 3:51 pm
Minus 0.15% to Mr. G. Punk for WOULDN’Ting Miguita. Shocking bad show old chap, what?
I’ll grant her a double WOULD in case that cheers her up any.
June 17th, 2010 on 4:10 pm
Right, according to her wiki page;
“She co-hosted Channel 4′s Popworld from 2001-2006 and continues to present on T4, as well as having her own show, The Month With Miquita, on 4Music. She has also worked in radio, hosting shows on BBC Radio 1 and 1Xtra.”
So, that explains why I have no idea who she is.
Still wouldn’t, no matter how much peer pressure you lot try to exert.
Fill yer boots Badben, I’ll hold on for Kate Humble instead.
June 17th, 2010 on 4:58 pm
wouldn’t
would
would punch in the face
would (the lass out of Alpahbeat) / wouldn’t (the rest of Alphabeat)
June 17th, 2010 on 4:59 pm
I see that you are stung by your 1/666th reduction.
tbh I’m not exacty moaning for Miquita, but given that she seems slightly ‘realer’ than your average sleb I thought I’d be on her side. I rather more WOULD that one who had the T4 job previousy, but I can’t remember her name :(
June 18th, 2010 on 9:08 am
Hopefully you’re thinking of Margherita Taylor and not June “slug-lips” Sarpong ?
June 18th, 2010 on 9:44 am
Oh god. I’d do June Sarpong without hesitation.
In the face.
With a cricket bat.
June 18th, 2010 on 11:56 am
I think I’m going to add the “cunt” option (although I’m debating if this option implies “wouldn’t” or not) to the usual choice of two. Then
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
No fucking idea who you are. Wouldn’t.
@Badben: I thought the whole point of celebrities is that they could sacrifice a health, free-time and self respect so that there’s always super hot out-of-our-league-ers to watch on the telly? I see loads of real people EVERY DAY and I don’t fantasize about some of them.
June 20th, 2010 on 5:16 pm
I hate Miquita Oliver. Dozy fucking bitch.
August 5th, 2010 on 11:08 am
Realised I saw this Miquita woman the other day ‘co-presenting’ a cheap C4 evening-filler show “100 Greatest Ads” with some bloke called Nick Grimshaw.
Jesus it was painful.
Not changing my ‘wouldn’t’ stance, unless there’s a third option which involves being able to drown them all (June Sarpong included for good measure) in hot pig slurry.