Businessmen eating awkward party food and trying to smile about it
Three new blog ideas, here.
1. Things that look rude in thumbnails but then actually turn out to be NOT rude.
2. Businessmen eating awkward party food and trying to smile about it.
3. Men spitting food into napkins (probably been done).
“Just saw these conference photos on Flickr, they looked a bit rude from the thumbnails” – Hugo.
HERE THEY ARE AS THUMBNAILS:
He’s right.
filed in OFF THE INTERNET on Jun.29, 2010
June 29th, 2010 on 11:25 am
Had a chocolate fountain at my wedding (yes, I know).
One of our friends got so drunk he forgot about the biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks you’re supposed to use and just cupped his hands and tried to drink from it that way.
He looked like he’s been in a German scheisse movie.
So, you could do ‘Business men who look like they’re in a porn movie’?
June 29th, 2010 on 11:54 am
I want to see all these things and know that my life will remain meaningless until I do.
While we’re at it…
‘Business men and women whose teeth would be useful for making decorative pastry edges?’
‘Business men who are in porn movies?’
No?
Mine’s the slightly greasy anorak.
June 29th, 2010 on 2:12 pm
“One of our friends got so drunk he forgot about the biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks you窶决e supposed to use and just…”
“Cupped hands” was not what I was thinking. In fact, should you retell this story again, end with, “he unzipped his trousers…”. Far more readable and quite frankly, believable.
June 29th, 2010 on 3:28 pm
:(
June 29th, 2010 on 3:53 pm
Oh, you know him too then? That’s another story entirely and doesn’t end with ‘He unzipped his trousers’, it starts with it.
June 29th, 2010 on 4:27 pm
If it ends with him using biscuits/strawberries/marshmallows/little sticks, thﾃ｡t’s the story you should have told.
June 29th, 2010 on 5:21 pm
Unfortunately, no. It ended with his humiliation in the office and him leaving the country.
June 29th, 2010 on 8:35 pm
Germany?
June 30th, 2010 on 7:31 am
I was hoping the friend would have stuck his face in and tried to drink like he would from a water fountain. But then I guess for a wedding cupped hands* is more classy.
* Here comes Cadbury’s
June 30th, 2010 on 9:04 am
To be honest, I think he would’ve probably had not that much more chocolate on him if he had done it that way.
And no, not Germany, he just ran away to England.