HTC Desire manufacturer-provided ILLUSTRATIVE LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
There’s so many of them we’ve opted to use the WordPress Gallery tool to ease the self-inflicted workload for today. There’s an odd number of photos so it’s going to look a bit messy.
“These images come built into the HTC Desire. Now when I thumb through the photo gallery on my phone you can see my cool skateboading mates pulling off RAD tricks and hot birds that I pretend to hang out with before getting to the grainy shots of my cat in my dark flat and that picture of the inside of my pocket from when the phone came unlocked by accident. Perhaps you can work out what camera these pics were actually taken from and laugh at HTC for pretending you can take this quality of pic with this phone?” – You Likee.
filed in PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY on Jul.05, 2010
July 5th, 2010 on 12:36 pm
My phone contains these pictures and a photo of my bathroom door that I took while having a poo.
July 5th, 2010 on 12:41 pm
Mine’s full of pictures of chickens, batteries, spirals and things with faces.
Gnarly.
July 5th, 2010 on 1:50 pm
Pineapple Dance Studios β Louie Spence
Sorry, but that’s been bugging me for ages now
July 5th, 2010 on 3:10 pm
Pineapple Dance Studios β Louie Spence
What’s wrong with that one?
Apart from the concept, production, the morals of the film crew filming it, the studio staff themselves, the people at Sky who commissioned it, etc, etc, obviously.
July 5th, 2010 on 3:29 pm
Mine has pictures of things with Hitler moustaches, and a photo of a dead lizard.
Although I took two pictures of things with faces using my husband’s phone while we were on holiday. I should send them in. He also has a photo of me hugging a giant Kinder Egg.
July 5th, 2010 on 4:45 pm
My phone (Nokia 1600) does not have the capability of taking photos or going online.
I’m thinking of getting a new one because the calls keep dropping out, I suspect it is dying of being shit.
The one I have my eye on (Nokia 1209) also does not possess the ability to take photos or go online. This is by design and does not reflect my pecuniary status. I have a camera for taking photos. Does your camera phone have 12x optical zoom? No, so fuck you.
I was in a train station yesterday. I didn’t know what train to get. A person with Internet would have spent 4 minutes fiddling about finding out and then not be sure, all while ignoring who they are with, transfixed by the small screen as if it was a personal God. The God of meaningless bollocks.
I, on the other hand, went to the information desk and got the relevant information in 1 minute. This information was free; I was not being billed by the minute/month on the off chance I may need this information. 99 times out of 100 (literally), what mobile Internet is used for is meaningless, useless, pointless, and actively harmful to you as a person. But that’s a separate point which I’ve already made.
Short version: You’re all scum and I’m brilliant.
July 5th, 2010 on 6:06 pm
“Short version: Youβre all scum and Iβm brilliant.”
I was going to agree with you. But with my being scum, you probably wouldn’t consider it to be complimentary.