Sony Walkman range and SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
We don’t think it’s unreasonable to suggest the viewer is being encouraged to mentally insert a penis into the space where this MP3 player sits.
Only mentally. Physically would require permission forms to be filled out and signed by her parents and frankly that’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Grip it properly! Don’t be timid. We’re not paying you to be timid. Use all your fingers.
Brace yourself for the next photo. It’s a “How did that one get in here?” joke.
How did that one get in here?
In this one she’s gazing at the belly button, wondering why the fluff is always blue to take her mind off it.
Generally rubbing it around.
Eyes closed, teeth gritted in preparation for impact.
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.19, 2010
July 19th, 2010 on 11:17 am
someone’s been going crazy with the cloning and smudging tools on photoshop. Especially on the man. Why is the last one holding it so close to her ear, can you hear the sea in it or something?
July 19th, 2010 on 12:02 pm
Sk8r “boi” and girl with black Sony are actually one and the same person. It’s amazing what you can do in Photoshop…
July 19th, 2010 on 4:39 pm
All round quality, 8.5/10.
And the “How did that one get in here joke? Fucking specacular.
A very nice little 4.37pm lift, ta.
July 19th, 2010 on 5:17 pm
-Extralast
+Idiot Toys
July 19th, 2010 on 11:47 pm
+Agreed
July 20th, 2010 on 2:53 pm
ready for the idiot toys moving day. We are going back, right?
July 20th, 2010 on 3:23 pm
I think so. I’d already cast my vote, as has Enn. I’m assuming you’re in Team Idiot, so that’d be 3.
Can’t be many more of us than that, surely?
July 20th, 2010 on 5:24 pm
I suspect everyone else is fake personas we’ve created to argue with.
I’ll help with the moving. That is, I’ll show up, then fake a bad knee, but still eat my share of the pizza idiot bought to thank us…
July 20th, 2010 on 5:40 pm
There’s Pizza?
Hold on while I go grab my cravat.
(If you’ve not eaten pizza whilst wearing a cravat you don’t know what you’re missing out on, it’s possibly one of the most bewildering class-conflict experiences you could ever put yourself through)
July 21st, 2010 on 11:03 am
+ for Idiot Toys 2, the Revenge.
July 23rd, 2010 on 3:56 pm
+1 for Idiot Toys 3: battery based self pleasure.
July 27th, 2010 on 6:38 am
Cravat? You idle bounder.