1. Things that look rude in thumbnails but then actually turn out to be NOT rude.

2. Businessmen eating awkward party food and trying to smile about it.

3. Men spitting food into napkins (probably been done).

“Just saw these conference photos on Flickr, they looked a bit rude from the thumbnails” – Hugo.

HERE THEY ARE AS THUMBNAILS:

He’s right.

As in, we start off with this, then try to find a Big Cheque for a Lower Amount every day (preferably week). Eventually, we’d discover the point at which it becomes simply too inefficient to pay to have a big cheque printed out.

We admire it for spending the man-hours on altering its interface, though. It shows that YouTube hasn’t yet hit the part of its lifecycle where it has to start cutting costs and actually making some money to justify its existence.

“I’m sure there are better uses for this technology. Can’t think what they could be, though” – Darrell

So they were someone else’s thumbs stuck on by computer. Case closed.

The full scientific explanation of the penile spatial anomaly can be found here.

“Nothing to do with SEGA, nor something with a face, nor someone holding something, and not even a gray-haired man posing in an ill fitting suit. But it is a penis in space. To save you having to look through a genuine astrophysics paper, I have attached the figure for your amusement.

“The caption reads ‘Fig. 2.— ACS three-color image of HCG 31. The gray polygons denote the boundaries of the physical regions associated with the galaxies and tidal structures in HCG 31 as labeled. They were defined by eye to encompass the optical light associated with each region.’ and not ‘LOOK AT THE WANG’. Not found by me but a close astrophysicist. It pays to keep at least one close” – SigF.

The additional camera attachment comes with its own carry-trolley.

They look at you like they know what you’re thinking and they mind.

This was sent in by “The ‘R’ Man” so you can blame him for the fact it was originally uploaded to YouTube on October 14 2009, already has 1.5m views and might, therefore, be considered “old”. We haven’t seen it due to living in a vacuum.

To start things off, here’s a winning “LG Entertainer”, receiving her HUGE CHEQUE for 1,000,000 baht.

We estimate that cheque to be 160cm x 40cm – it certainly is a HUGE CHEQUE!

Compared with that photo of the garden with a face, this is SPOT ON.

“I stumbled across this blog post and thought you’d like it, it can just about be linked to technology, as it’s a photo from a Chinese mall, I expect they sell fake iPhones there or something” – Keith.