Ultimate professional. She doesn’t even want to cover up any part of the sign with her fingertips.

Oh, how we would love to dive into that jar and enjoy a couple of those fruity bon-bons.

Not sure what that background is supposed to be. The inside of a whale?

Genius table placement. The lower the table, the lower they have to bend. The lower they have to bend, the better the photo opportunity.

Here’s the Samsung Wave.

Not particularly interested in the phone, as it uses Samsung’s BADA operating system. We know a bit more about mobile operating systems these days, we are sad to report.

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

TECLAST!

TECLAST!

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

TECLAST!

Yes, you can click on them and they go bigger. That’s the ‘Teclast Difference’. Teclast understands the click-to-go-bigger needs of its end users.

Ha ha, we said “end users”. As in bell-end users.

As in wanking.

As in you can see a bit of the side of one of her tits, so you might as well barricade yourself into the bathroom and see if anything happens.

One for the feet men! She’s even splaying her toes. Phwoar, eh, feet men? Have a look at the WIDTH of that SPLAY. You can see RIGHT INBETWEEN.

Another one for the tits men. The tits men are going to come out of this best, to be honest. It’s pretty much entirely a tits-oriented shoot.

Knees obscured. Deduct a point.

Feet and legs and knees and tits. Add two points.

Kiss the screen, and we’re done.

Bloody hell, this is not pleasant. Viewer discretion is advised when watching the Bloggie promotional video of fashionable youths poncing about on mopeds and waveboards, then having a party at which everyone compares hair products and whose styling product has lasted best throughout the rigorous day.

NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Face.

NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Bottom.

NEEDS SMASHING IN THE: Bottom, bottom.

And that’s how stupid you look holding a camera with a 360-degree lens on the top of it. How does one even go about playing back and watching a 360-degree video?

With thanks to “Scott” for bravely browsing through hellish world of Sony product pages.

Congratulations to the LG-LD100-U1, which successfully completed a width without resorting to armbands or a float. It is the first touchscreen device in its category to have officially earned itself a swimming award.

She’s made a terrible mess of those screens. She needs to whip them all out of screen saver mode, pronto. How can she idly sit there while all three go blank?

Here we join Lin-Yan and Soo-Lin from South Korea, in the third round of the Synchronised Pairs. They’ve opted for the 6.0-rated Eastern Cross, a hard move that relies on both girls to maintain both horizontal and vertical alignment, while also ensuring no screensavers kick in.

Looking good… just need to hold it in position for the regulation ten seconds…

BUT OH NO IT’S ALL GONE! It’s all gone. They’ve crashed out of synch. This is a disaster. A DISASTER for the Korean pair! It was all looking so promising, then, quick as you like, all four phones tumbled wildly out of alignment. The team manager won’t be ‘cross’, he’ll be LIVID!

The whole series (of four) can be found over at Akihabara News, which is making it a bit difficult for people to steal images off its site nowadays – so won’t be too pleased to see this, here:

“She may believe she’s adding style points, perhaps even framing her face nicely; but I am uneasy with the fact it could be a gang sign. I hear they are all the rage with the kids now, so I can’t endorse the sign for fear of offending the rival gang. I just don’t need that kind of drama” – Jon.

Product holding, neat displays, spiral logos, two young women paid to do what they’re told to do and wear what they’re told to wear for an hour – this photo is INTOXICATING.

They’re trying to communicate something in binary.

Terrible photo. What’s going on here? The perspective’s so mental the lady on the left looks like a cardboard cut-out. This is like a psychedelic moment from “The Prisoner” where Number Two tries to convince Number Six his name is actually “Cooky”.

It turns out animated GIFs do still have a place on today’s modern internet. The full 4.25MB original of this can be found here. These are some stills from it. Even with our extremely small number of readers, embedding a 4.25MB GIF would be a bad idea.

Sent in my a man called “dbot” who suggests it’s “Best viewed whilst listening to Hi-NRG techno”. We’re slightly concerned this may have originally come from B3ta and may also have been on the internet for over a decade, but will go with it anyway, as you know how hard it is having to find something to do every day.

Here’s today’s mystery LG shiny black technical product. It says what it is on the case, so squint your eyes and don’t read the words if you don’t want to spoil the guessing fun for yourself.

It could be a HUGE MOUSE, or some very small bathroom scales.

But it isn’t. This was only a good guessing game if you don’t know what HDD stands for, or if you’re trying to guess how many fillings she’s got.