“You like photos of hot Asian’s holding up LG phones, so why not have a ‘making of’ video of Korea’s BEST and MOST FAB girlband SNSD doing an LG commercial? ‘It totally connects!’ – isn’t this a terrible way to promote your phone? PS: I totally didn’t find this video because I’m subscribed to many SNSD fan channels. Nope. Not at all” – Lee.

…then she gives up and smiles. Which is why she’s there.

Can you hand them to me again, this time in slow motion?

“Some sort of Nokia bullshit with ‘Hand Freestyler’ Max Viassenk. Whatever next…” – Jody (man).

Quite a few famous people who were in need of a new free mobile phone at the time turned up for it.

Mel B turned up! Even [insert reader's name] must recognise Mel B.

Miquita Oliver turned up! She was entertaining on the telly.

That man off the TV turned up. He’s only recently famous, so we haven’t really seen anything he’s been in due to almost totally giving up on watching TV.

And pop band Alphabeat turned up, but they’re too nervous and forgot to show off the phone. Or maybe they didn’t get a free one, as they do look a bit moody.

There’s a man stumbling around the showfloor and talking until the 1:30 mark, so skip that bit if you’re in a hurry. Link via Gizmodo.

This one was sent in by “Richard”. The gardening web site (SCROLL DOWN) features this lady standing beside trees at the bottom of every page, to help viewers get an idea of the height of trees. They’re all about the same. We can only conclude the man in charge really likes looking at this lady and this was the best excuse he could come up with to spend a whole day staring at her and wondering if she eats properly or is just very active.

And this is an arty chair shoot, sent in by “Grill” who we used to sit next to in depressing office confinement a few years ago. It’s the Mec Stool by Sebastian Jansson, which is “A highly personal though simple and rigid plywood structure, with a playful look” if that makes any sense to you.

Oh, how we would love to dive into that jar and enjoy a couple of those fruity bon-bons.

Not sure what that background is supposed to be. The inside of a whale?

Here’s the Samsung Wave.

Not particularly interested in the phone, as it uses Samsung’s BADA operating system. We know a bit more about mobile operating systems these days, we are sad to report.

TECLAST!

TECLAST!

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

ALERT CONDITION PINK!

TECLAST!

Yes, you can click on them and they go bigger. That’s the ‘Teclast Difference’. Teclast understands the click-to-go-bigger needs of its end users.

Ha ha, we said “end users”. As in bell-end users.

As in wanking.

As in you can see a bit of the side of one of her tits, so you might as well barricade yourself into the bathroom and see if anything happens.

One for the feet men! She’s even splaying her toes. Phwoar, eh, feet men? Have a look at the WIDTH of that SPLAY. You can see RIGHT INBETWEEN.

Another one for the tits men. The tits men are going to come out of this best, to be honest. It’s pretty much entirely a tits-oriented shoot.

Knees obscured. Deduct a point.

Feet and legs and knees and tits. Add two points.

Kiss the screen, and we’re done.