Entries in the ‘PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY’ Category:

Whose dream is this?

We found this dream on the internet. If it’s your dream, please email us to claim ownership and we’ll safely return the original raw dream file to you.

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We couldn’t help installing the dream file and having a go on it ourselves. It was a most satisfactory sleep. We woke up feeling refreshed and little bit ashamed.

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LG and its “Whisen Housewives Chorus Festival”

It looks like the LG Whisen brand which produces things we think are air-conditioning units, has its own choir of housewives – which LG presumably buses around the country to promote the air-con units.

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Here’s the AMUSING Google translation of the explanation for the above:

Electronics in the 29th Olympic Park ‘Whisen Choir Gala Concert held.

LG Electronics this year Whisen ‘brand for the 10th anniversary of the birth Anniversary, the contest was the way’ Whisen Housewives Chorus Festival, the audience and all ages to enjoy and breathe in the form of a concert has switched.

In this event the last 6 years’ Housewives Whisen Chorus Festival winner in the 10 participating teams, as well as the traditional classical art songs, musical, pop choruses and high-level co-starred in a variety of genres.

In addition, flamenco dance, a popular artists ‘Sweet Sorrow (Sweet Sorrow)’ mini-concerts in various corners of visitors got a hot response.

LG Electronics shares in the last six years of consumer products available to meet the cultural needs of housewives floor Whisen to strengthen the brand’s premium image ‘Whisen Housewives Chorus Festival and has been held.

‘Housewives Whisen Chorus Festival cumulative nearly 30,000 participants, including only the largest choir competition in terms of its scale has been positioned as.

LG Electronics Ki HAC (Home Appliance & Air Conditioning) Marketing Director “For the past 10 years, LG air-loving customers, thanks to the Whisen the top spot in the snow could be.” “The multi-cultural marketing, the customer with the breath can be As the brand continued to grow, “he said.

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CELEBRITY HOLDING, featuring the LG Lotus Elite

LG has just held another celebrity-packed product launch event. It wasn’t as good as the vacuum cleaner one, but it did generate one good photograph:

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Not this one. This one’s a warm up one of Jesse Metcalfe doing a pretend phonecall. This one’s here to make the next one seem nicer.

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This one. Stacy Keibler. Holding it open.

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The first UK Apple iPad buyer!

Oh dear. Apple should’ve done a better containment job of ensuring some cute little hipster in ballet shoes and ironic clothing got to the front of the queue. Not this.

This is a PR disaster. This won’t be in the Evening Standard tonight.

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Pic via Wired and Twitter and loads of other people from all over the place.

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The duller the product…

…the smaller the dress.

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Imagine what she’d be wearing if this was a network server.

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It’s a good work-out for her little arms.

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Samsung reveals Life From the Perspective of Keanu Reeves

Now you too can experience life from the perspective of Keanu Reeves, thanks to Samsung’s new Life From the Perspective of Keanu Reeves!

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They’re not real. Take a pill and you’ll wake up alone with a headache and congealed semen everywhere.

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*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeeek

If you’ve ever taken an internal flight in the US, you’ll recognise these ladies. They’re all like this out there – 40+ with smiles barely masking the intense internal aggression brought on by spending 20 years having to be nice to idiots.

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Richard Branson personally hired them in 1985, and they’ve been slowly moving down the professional ranks ever since.

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NEW BLOG IDEA: Big things (misc)

Anything big. A blog about anything that’s made out of cardboard to a size that’s at least 10 times bigger than it’s supposed to be, making it symbolic of the company’s brand.

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Or keys. A blog about keys. Photos of women holding keys? Black men looking awkward? Photos in which you can see pipework in the corner of a room?

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LG LED TV lady pretending to be a DJ

Yeah, right. Sure. Of course she is. Utterly believable.

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Can someone help her plug in her iPod Touch?

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*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeek

This is a lovely moment. It’s from a Spanish LED TV presentation event held by LG. We suspect the man works for LG, but the lady is only hired entertainment.

She could, at a push, be the receptionist.

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He’s not taking any risks at all with his hand positioning. Well done, man!

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It makes a good desktop image.

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