Hit it with the shovel a few more times to make sure it’s dead.

IN PLAIN ENGLISH:
We’re moving back to Idiot Toys Dot Com and you can come if you want.

IN PLAINER ENGLISH:
For the benefit of those who don’t pay extremely close attention – the people we sold Idiot Toys to gave up on it and let the domain name expire. We bought it back, so may as well go back seeing as it’s always been the best “brand.”

Ah there they are. Thanks, Jessica. Pop them on my nose for me.

And that’s not a bad photo for an iPhone. Apple has nearly caught up with 2004 Nokia.

“I thought these Daily-max AAAs were quite pretty. They came out of a set of kitchen scales (which have a groovy blue-lit top surface – probably nice for weighing drugs on). Photo taken by and sent (hopefully) from my correctly-held iPhone 4 (work made me have it – I’d never actually buy one myself…)” – Neil.

Ideally, it, and by “it” we mean the projector, would have something to mirror the focus wheel, so it had “eyebrows” on both side of its face.

Also, it would be nice if it, and by “it” we mean the projector, had ventilation holes to either side, which could then be considered “ears”.

It’s also a shame that the LG logo doesn’t look more like a mouth.

And it would be nicer if the large dial was offset slightly lower, more akin to a “nose”.

Apart from that…

“These were taken last year whilst on a boat on the Nile” – Brooza.

No need to boast. Air travel is affordable to almost everyone these days.

“Good day, I recently spotted this tearful slave elephant busily washing away men’s urine, pubic hair, phlegm, bogies, jizz etc., and thought of you. I’d hasten to add that I don’t normally think of men in toilets (I presume you are a man?) or actively use a camera in one either. Pic taken on my work mobile (some basic Nokia effort). Please don’t use my real name – let me think up a random one… how about ‘George Michael’” – George Michael.

Only mentally. Physically would require permission forms to be filled out and signed by her parents and frankly that’s more trouble than it’s worth.

Grip it properly! Don’t be timid. We’re not paying you to be timid. Use all your fingers.

Brace yourself for the next photo. It’s a “How did that one get in here?” joke.

How did that one get in here?

In this one she’s gazing at the belly button, wondering why the fluff is always blue to take her mind off it.

Generally rubbing it around.

Eyes closed, teeth gritted in preparation for impact.

It’s a one of these:

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The words he sent in with them got lost. But it’s not about the words.

The body paint is enough by itself. The addition of 100 de-branded tins with mysterious numbering on them is simply bewildering.

Dios is the name of one of LG’s fridge ranges, so… no, that doesn’t help explain this scenario at all.

The red woman represents ‘hot’ and the blue woman is ‘cold’, and they’re locked in an eternal struggle to keep food fresh, guarded over and watched by a benign LG which feeds them stuff from tins?