Next iPod "to make phone calls"

Bear with us, this is a JOKE.

The joke is this:

JOKE BACKGROUND:

You know how mobile phones can play MP3s nowadays?

And you know that mobile phones started with limited capacity for MP3s but have been gradually getting better?

THE ACTUAL JOKE:

We propose making a joke about an "iPod Phone" that only lets you make telephone calls that last less than ten seconds

This satirically mirrors how mobile phones have limited MP3 storage space and aren't actually any good as MP3 players, by pointing out how an iPod would make a rubbish telephone.

IN ADDITION:

We would also outline a series of really expensive upgrades, whereby the iPod Phone 20 lets you make calls that last for 20 seconds and an iPod Phone 40 lets you make calls for 40 seconds.

ALSO:

There would be an iPod Phone U2 Edition which only lets you call George Bush.

AND MAYBE:

There could be an iPod Phone Photo that lets you see photos of who's calling you (black and white photos, subtly hinting that an iPod Phone Photo Color will be out next year).

SUMMARY:

If we had more time to do this properly, it would be a great joke.

Maybe Engadget can do it?