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Friday, April 28, 2006

The Nokia N72 is the one that's for girls

And possibly gay media workers who upload 4.2GB of photos of their cats to Flickr every day, but let's not start that again.

Nokia N-Series N72

It's a photo of girl. Your BEST FRIEND, who you've just been SHOPPING with and eaten some CAKE with on the way home! Maybe you'll watch Sex in the City later, while talking about how horrible men are!

Nokia N-Series N72

Listed below are all the features you won't be able to understand how to use:

EDITED BITS OF THE PRESS RELEASE, BECAUSE A WHOLE ONE IS TOO MUCH:

In pearl pink or gloss black, this compact package has high-perfomance multimedia at its core, wrapped in a beautiful design. The Nokia N72 offers the benefits of versatile photography, entertainment and personal productivity to people who value style as much as high performance.

The Nokia N72 allows you to tailor your multimedia device to match your interests, whether music, imaging or entertainment content, all in a stylish design you will be proud to own.

We drew on the relationship people have with things that inspire great performances, like the world's finest grand piano or the perfect handcrafted writing pen. We wanted to play with contrast and detail to create drama within the product - and the end result is a beautiful device that creates its own signature at the same time that it draws you in.

The pearl pink and gloss black versions of the Nokia N72 have digital textures on the back, which personalize the device. "The overall design makes a strong statement for the Nokia N72 as a multimedia computer, but the digital textures, or graphics, on the back add a subtlety of personal ownership, that it is my device," Sermon adds.

Morph your Nokia N72 into a digital camera by sliding open the active lens cover
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Item posted at 6:58 PM

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heared they're planning to release a special version of the AK-47 assault rifle for girls. It's exactly the same, only in pink.

8:10 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

Nokia copy the SE k750i, copy Apple's strategy and make a pink one, "and the end result is a beautiful device that creates its own signature at the same time that it draws you in". Bring me the N72 marketing team... I need to slap someone.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING SHIT POST

give up on posting the same junk everyday cuntlack

9:00 PM  
Blogger Sl1pstream said...

Flikker means gay...in Dutch. It all makes sense.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous fubiz said...

Beautiful!

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Blogger Joe said...

IGNORE ANONYMOUS WE ALL LIKE YOU GARY :(

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Except me, I think you are a cunt...


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5:52 AM  
Anonymous pingus said...

"the end result is a beautiful device that creates its own signature"

"but the digital textures, or graphics, on the back add a subtlety of personal ownership, that it is my device"

How can a device that has created it's own signature add sublety of personal ownership? Is it really so that you can have your cake AND eat it too?

Nah, the N72 is a cunt magnet... to bad it's the wrong kind of cunt.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

ooh, "personal productivity"! that's a new one on me. sounds very american and rather '2003'.

Just one question - how does a telephone increase my personal productivity? Does it stimulate sperm production?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

i asked the zorg to have the sex with me but he never replied either. i dont know whats wrong with him


maybe this is an imposter

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

good point about nokia copying strategies - apple should have patented that whole 'do something in pink for women' strategy, that was some of the most ground breaking innovation ever seen, no chance of ever finding prior art on that one

cunt

3:33 PM  
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All Photos of these N series Phones are flat because the fucking things are 1 and 1/4" thick, Fucking heavyweight bricks

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