London's terrestrial HDTV trial goes live
And we got on it. In the London area, the BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and Five are starting to test terrestrial broadcasts of high definition TV. That's proper HD television, only though a regular aerial.
To do it you need a special box:

This isn't the special box, just the normal box the special box came in. Thanks to this box, we're able to tell that our terrestrial HDTV decoder is a Humax HDCI-2000T. You can't buy them in the shops, which makes us feel this cool: VERY.

This is the slightly more special box. It has a yellow sticker on it that also makes us feel very cool and substantially superior to everyone else right now. It also picks up all the usual Freeview digital channels.

The display of SUPERIORITY! If you click on it the picture will go bigger, and you'll be able to see what the icons say and what the buttons do.

Here she is with her flaps open.

And a bit of rear-end action. We're connecting via component to a 32" Hyundai Q321. It's all very nice and looks hot, plus it worked first time which is a hell of a relief. We might upgrade to an HDMI-to-DVI lead later on, but the picture via component is pretty damn awesome - on the rare moments when some proper HD footage is actually shown.

This is the Humax decoder's remote. It's a bit 'Pay as You Go' but does the job.

These are its batteries! We LOVE looking at foreign batteries!

When we go old and mental and start collecting things, it's going to be different types of weird foreign batteries. These are the ones from our amplifier remote. They're ace!

These are the ones the XBox 360 came with! Bonkers foreign batteries! We love 'em!

And these are the ones in our alarm clock!

This is the Humax EPG. It's pretty good, and miles better than the awful one that's built into the Hyundai Q321. That's really quite annoying, as we now have to go back to using two separate remote controls just to watch telly with again. Oh, the humanity.
The BBC HD preview you see listed is by far the best of what's currently broadcasting. It's an hour long loop of trailers from its natural history documentaries Planet Earth and Galapagos, clips from Bleak House and loads of Later with Jools Holland for some reason. It looks very very sharp and lovely.

Usually, though, the BBC just shows upscaled regular stuff on its HD channel, accompanied by a disclaimer about it not being proper HD material.

Holy shit! It's Jessie Birdsall on BBC One in Holby City! Jessie's one of our favourite character actors, having risen to a sort of prominence in the BBC's soap opera disaster Eldorado, then taken a lead role in sexy Saturday spy drama Bugs. Since then he's been in loads of stuff, and is always ace.

Five is currently showing nothing - in low-def. The Humax EPG tells you what picture resolution the display is being broadcast in down there on the left. This is boring old PAL. Stupid PAL!

Channel 4 is showing a logo in high-def!

Look at how sharp it looks in extreme close-up. For people who like sitting really close to their TVs, high-def is going to ROCK! (for everyone else it's probably going to look about the same).

ITV is showing scenes of London and trains. That's trains AND high-def TV pictures. It's a geek's dream.

ITV's also gone out to Primrose Hill to take some nice landscape shots with its new HD camera.

ITV's using 1080i. Looks better on the screen in real life than in a photo of the screen, obviously.

We took a close-up to illustrate it looking better, but it didn't really work or make a difference.

We used to live in the third tower block on the right, just above the river there. It was a shit-hole. Ian probably still lives there, in his own filth.

And that's the end of that. The BBC and ITV will both be showing World Cup matches in proper HD from Friday June 9, so, if we can be bothered to do all this again, we might do all this again. As long as they don't take our special box away from us for talking about it on the internet.
To do it you need a special box:

This isn't the special box, just the normal box the special box came in. Thanks to this box, we're able to tell that our terrestrial HDTV decoder is a Humax HDCI-2000T. You can't buy them in the shops, which makes us feel this cool: VERY.

This is the slightly more special box. It has a yellow sticker on it that also makes us feel very cool and substantially superior to everyone else right now. It also picks up all the usual Freeview digital channels.

The display of SUPERIORITY! If you click on it the picture will go bigger, and you'll be able to see what the icons say and what the buttons do.

Here she is with her flaps open.

And a bit of rear-end action. We're connecting via component to a 32" Hyundai Q321. It's all very nice and looks hot, plus it worked first time which is a hell of a relief. We might upgrade to an HDMI-to-DVI lead later on, but the picture via component is pretty damn awesome - on the rare moments when some proper HD footage is actually shown.

This is the Humax decoder's remote. It's a bit 'Pay as You Go' but does the job.

These are its batteries! We LOVE looking at foreign batteries!

When we go old and mental and start collecting things, it's going to be different types of weird foreign batteries. These are the ones from our amplifier remote. They're ace!

These are the ones the XBox 360 came with! Bonkers foreign batteries! We love 'em!

And these are the ones in our alarm clock!

This is the Humax EPG. It's pretty good, and miles better than the awful one that's built into the Hyundai Q321. That's really quite annoying, as we now have to go back to using two separate remote controls just to watch telly with again. Oh, the humanity.
The BBC HD preview you see listed is by far the best of what's currently broadcasting. It's an hour long loop of trailers from its natural history documentaries Planet Earth and Galapagos, clips from Bleak House and loads of Later with Jools Holland for some reason. It looks very very sharp and lovely.

Usually, though, the BBC just shows upscaled regular stuff on its HD channel, accompanied by a disclaimer about it not being proper HD material.

Holy shit! It's Jessie Birdsall on BBC One in Holby City! Jessie's one of our favourite character actors, having risen to a sort of prominence in the BBC's soap opera disaster Eldorado, then taken a lead role in sexy Saturday spy drama Bugs. Since then he's been in loads of stuff, and is always ace.

Five is currently showing nothing - in low-def. The Humax EPG tells you what picture resolution the display is being broadcast in down there on the left. This is boring old PAL. Stupid PAL!

Channel 4 is showing a logo in high-def!

Look at how sharp it looks in extreme close-up. For people who like sitting really close to their TVs, high-def is going to ROCK! (for everyone else it's probably going to look about the same).

ITV is showing scenes of London and trains. That's trains AND high-def TV pictures. It's a geek's dream.

ITV's also gone out to Primrose Hill to take some nice landscape shots with its new HD camera.

ITV's using 1080i. Looks better on the screen in real life than in a photo of the screen, obviously.

We took a close-up to illustrate it looking better, but it didn't really work or make a difference.

We used to live in the third tower block on the right, just above the river there. It was a shit-hole. Ian probably still lives there, in his own filth.

And that's the end of that. The BBC and ITV will both be showing World Cup matches in proper HD from Friday June 9, so, if we can be bothered to do all this again, we might do all this again. As long as they don't take our special box away from us for talking about it on the internet.




12 Comments:
my 360 controllers came with "energizer" batteries
*superior*
I have that alarm clock; the clicky wheel button thing on the top is the most innacurate device ever devised, I hate it.
I blame the batteries.
Wow! My cheapo Thomson video remote still has the original Thomson batteries in (silver, with red writing), five and a half years after I bought it!
Compare that to the laughably rubbish NTL remote that flattens three (three!) batteries whilst you're in the pub.
The new NTL remote I got (yes, cos the last one broke) came with "ruwido" batteries! Craziness! White with black logo, and red stripe.
They even have their own website (ruwido.com) in a filofax style showing the remote controls they make -- and look! -- there's my new NTL remote! http://www.ruwido.com/en/products_oem_standard_04.htm
The new Sony mini hifi thing has silver and red "Sony Super" batteries. All the others have boring red Tesco batteries.
You'll be glad to know that we in Australia have had HD for a while now, so you can see Neighbours AND Home and Away in HD. If you squint at Tammin's shirt you can just make out a nipple sometimes...
isn't the point of HD that you don't have to squnit, and you can zoom it to fill the whole screen without it going blurry and crap?
If not, then when can I expect this technology?
Yay - I'm on the trial too.
I got a different box - mine is called i-Can for some reason. It looks a bit more pay-as-you-go than the HuMax, but it's got some interesting features, like being able to re-order the channels and set-up multiple favourites lists.
What batteries did you get?
GreenCell Extra Heavy Duty!
http://www.monkeyfood.com/thestuff/food/Screenshots/GreenBatteries.jpg
man, i seriously need some HD content as my 50" HDTV looks shit with normal chavTV. even DVDs look better on a SD 28" tv. does anyone want to buy my HDTV? it's great, really...honest!
fuck you, then!
and how the fuck can you put everready batteries in the list? they used to be everywhere. they were duracel's natural enemy.
It's interesting you are only just getting HDTV in London... We've had it through aerial transmissions in Australia for a few years now for all free stations, and in 2008 it will become mandatory to support HDTV.
Australia plans to turn off standard-def broadcasting in 2010.
I already have a large collection of weird foreign batteries ... well, I did have, but they were all starting to disintegrate, so these days I just take photos of them then chuck them away. Anyway, if you want the pics, just ask.
Yes. We want the pics.
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