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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

There's an MP3 player for swimmers now

Why does everyone think they have to listen to music all the time now? What happened to thinking? To quiet reflection? Daydreaming? Having ideas? Remembering things? Thinking of funny things to say tomorrow should the same events as today occur?

You can't think of things while listening to this week's Franz Ferdinand clone singing about cutting themselves. So stop listening to music and think about a joke or an idea or an invention or a song instead!

That was today's moral.

Finis SwiMP3 MP3 Player

It really is an MP3 player for swimmers. SwiMP3 MP3 Player - Finis


OTHER MODERN-DAY MORALS:
  • Always get off at the next stop if a mumbling rasta man stands next to you

  • Toast for dinner makes a man healthy and strong

  • The more porn you look at the more money those girls make to buy clothes for their children

  • Wanking into clothes strengthens the fibres

  • Stay inside, stay safe
  • Item posted at 1:59 PM

    31 Comments:

    Blogger Tingle said...

    Since water allows sound to travel more easily, you could play your tracks underwater and annoy everyone.

    2:17 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Obviously not a Sony product or that woman would be wearing a pink one.

    I've had her by the way.

    2:59 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Me too.

    I think her name is Steve.

    3:22 PM  
    Blogger jawa said...

    I wonder if the advert will feature enlightened music choices such as 'Underwater Love'. If i were an advertising exec rather than an idiot i would have been payed a couple of grand for that.

    4:14 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Poor model can't even afford hair :(

    5:34 PM  
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    9:48 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    ...so sharks will be the target market.

    Hmmmm....thats cunning

    8:39 AM  
    Anonymous knob said...

    looks similar to those knob cheeses that wear bluetooth headsets. i wouldn't mind but it's the smug look they give whilst pushing an asda trolley talking to another knob cheese doing the same.

    2:39 PM  
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    They'll be putting them in coffins next. You heard it here first folks!

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    eh?

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    "Always get off at the next stop if a mumbling rasta man stands next to you"
    Why? (Seriously)

    12:27 AM  
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