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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Video and photo binoculars!

These have been designed specifically to get us sent to prison. It does two megapixels and comes with a rubbish 32MB of onboard RAM which is hardly enough to watch one woman walk up one set of escalators. But still. Binoculars that record video!!

Thanko video binoculars. No, thank YOU

It's the BINOCA01 from a company that looks like it's called Thanko. We're waiting for the BINOCA02 with X-Ray enhancement and homing rohypnol-tipped darts.

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