The shit presents we're actually going to get...

#3: A very small capacity USB drive



64MB. What can you fit in 64MB? "He likes computers, let's get him this - and it's only £4.99" was the reasoning behind it. Or it came free with something else. We are all that special.



What Uncle Paul doesn't realise is that we have two 1GB sticks in our fashionable urban manbag at all times. An additional 64MB isn't really going to help with the transfer of high-def porn movies between the various computers we watch pornography on.



Not to mention the constant worry we'd face were we to put anything of any importance on the world's cheapest, non-branded, Taiwanese memory chips.



In the bin by Boxing Day.

WHAT YOUR SISTER GETS INSTEAD:

An HDTV for the bedroom.