Nokia breaks through the number barrier with the N800!

N800! That's an incredibly high number, so this must be an AWESOME phone. Nokia's previous highest N phone was the N93, which makes the Nokia N800 8.6 times better.

That's not us speaking - that's UNDENIABLE MATHEMATICAL PROOF.



It's a new version of the Nokia 770 internet tablet. It's smaller, and seems to be more about having your "music" on it as well. It's sure to be an iPod killer!



It's going to be popular with women. This woman seems to be looking at a photo of herself on it. Vain cow.



But this is how it will mostly be used. By men, who need to have two internets on the go at any one time because they're THAT MUCH into having all the internets.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH:

The Norcold N800 gas absorption refrigerator

The Shin-Keisei Electric Railroad Co.Ltd N800 commuter car

The Norcold N800 gas absorption refrigerator. A bit bigger, and only plays back ATRAC music files. The battery life also leaves a lot to be desired at a weedy four hours - you wouldn't want to have to refrigerate something on a transatlantic flight using this.