Benq-Siemens throws some money in the bin
By getting German concept company Product Visionaires to make some utterly ridiculous concept mobile phones.
We've been sick (as in ill) recently. This is the sort of phone we used to call ambulances in our delirious, sick, nightmarish, daytime dreams. When the ambulance arrived it was a fire engine, because we were on fire. Then we woke up really wet and sweaty and hot. Stupid sick dreams.
This is just a really stupid idea for a phone.
Product Visionaires would also appear to encourage the use of technology to stalk women in the animated intro on its home page. Maybe it's not all been a complete waste after all.
We've been sick (as in ill) recently. This is the sort of phone we used to call ambulances in our delirious, sick, nightmarish, daytime dreams. When the ambulance arrived it was a fire engine, because we were on fire. Then we woke up really wet and sweaty and hot. Stupid sick dreams.
This is just a really stupid idea for a phone.
Product Visionaires would also appear to encourage the use of technology to stalk women in the animated intro on its home page. Maybe it's not all been a complete waste after all.
Item posted at 10:10 AM
17 Comments:
You can tell the first one is German - IT'S A FUCKING HANDGRENADE.
Benq-Siemens threw all its money -along with the workforce - in the bin quite some while sgo.
The white one brings Hissing Sid (of Captain Beaky fame) to mind. Not a pleasant sensation at all...
I like the idea of that second phone, but I don't imagine you could keep it on your cock for very long before it got uncomfortable.
The first one is a bloody Wasp T12 Speechtool. It even has the built-in Urban Orienteer. Life imitates art. By which I mean crap imitates crap.
'Animated INTO'??? surely you mean 'intro?'
I'll be hooting my trap off, that's well weapon.
First one definitely a hand-grenade. If you look on the screen it even shows you where the user is targeting the "next point" to lob it, plus the blast radius.
Fortunately, it's a shit blast radius that people can mince away from in a manner as if they're not really scared of the grenade - like when chavs cross the road in front of my car and pretend that they're too hard for me to hit them.
Shit non-chav-blowing-up phone.
Do you hit them with your car?
I think you'll find my post was carefully worded to (try and) avoid the fact that no I don't hit them with my car, out of cowardice and the specific fear that they might get up, remember my reg number, somehow link that to my address and the whole thing turns into a "Hills Have Eyes" type attack later that night.
But I do say the word "c*nt" quietly to myself as soon as I turn the next corner.
So they really are too hard for you to hit them with your car. I think the chavs won that particular psychological battle. Curse them.
Curse them, or... blow them up with a (very) well placed hand grenade phone lob.
I will see whether my BlackBerry is up to the job this very night.
Man that Benq-Siemens is one ugly asss dog!!
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