BATTERY EXCLUSIVE! The Xuripai
That's Xuripai!
Never before seen on the internet!
This is it! We're not saying what it came out of. Don't want any other battery blogs getting their hands on it.
This is why nothing comes up on Google for it. We have no idea how to search for that. The only way we can think of is writing it down in a letter and posting the letter to Google's head office, so they can do a 'manual search'.
Let's see... X on a double letter score for 16, plus 1, plus 1, plus 1, plus 3, plus 1, plus 1... that's 24... multiplied by three equals... 72... plus the 50 point bonus for using all seven letters... that's 122! An easy win, thanks to XURIPAI.
Never before seen on the internet!
This is it! We're not saying what it came out of. Don't want any other battery blogs getting their hands on it.
This is why nothing comes up on Google for it. We have no idea how to search for that. The only way we can think of is writing it down in a letter and posting the letter to Google's head office, so they can do a 'manual search'.
Let's see... X on a double letter score for 16, plus 1, plus 1, plus 1, plus 3, plus 1, plus 1... that's 24... multiplied by three equals... 72... plus the 50 point bonus for using all seven letters... that's 122! An easy win, thanks to XURIPAI.
Item posted at 9:24 PM
21 Comments:
Nice battery! Shame there are no jokes on the scrabble board though - a missed opportunity.
Don't you can an extra 4 for "area" aswell?
Well that didn't work, I think I got the third character wrong since I don't speak Ching-Chong, only Japper-Knees:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=%E6%97%AD%E6%97%A5%E7%94%A9%E6%B1%A0&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
But, you can't have proper nouns in Scrabble.
Honestly man, what were you thinking, take down that image at once.
LibEgFrat
nikomus, you don't see the joke?
You can only have the 4 points for "AREA" if the word was "ARE" before and in putting down "XURIPAI" you added the "A".
However, you're right, as Idiot is claiming the 7 letter bonus, meaning this must have occured. Therefore the total points score should be 126.
Whoever put "ARE" down is a fucking Scrabble cock, basically handing the triple word score to the next player.
Plays like that make my blood boil. Get to fuck, "ARE"-boy.
And it looks like someone jogged the board. Don't jog the board.
But what about the ROBOTS?
They're rubbish at Scrabble - their clawed hands of evil keep slipping on the pieces.
driylx - What I get my cat to give me when everyone else is out of the house.
Can I offer some advice?
Scrabble is shit, leave it. Connect four is loads better. When in company of ladies, play connect 2 and make sure you always go first. Multible wins make your knob bigger - fact!
nevkc - never eat chicken with bed sores.
Marvellous stuf, far more like the effort I like to see. well done idiottoys, You have enlightened my Lunchtime, and restored my faith in you!
Actually, research has shown that a game of Scrabble has a 37% shag likelihood rating, compared with Connect 4's 11%.
"For something else to do" was sited as the main reason for this high success rate.
It is possible to hit above the 37% average by dropping in Derren Brown style tactics to your gameplay. If you place the words "GIVE" "US" "A" "BLOWY" in subsequent turns, a 52% return can be achieved, plus not a bad score for "BLOWY" if placed intelligently.
Our product gives a 100% return. and a 72.6% chance of first gay encounter for the 'curious'.
Scarily true - whilst in "Middle School" I played TWISTER on the last day of term and the 'gay' kid in class fell on me. Broke my toe. It was all funny coloured and out of shape, then he said "If you think that's purple and swollen, take a look at this."
Fucking comedy gold. Think I'm in love with you GrayV
Careful, Gray - he's got his sex Jenga.
Surely Kerplunk and RummiKub give the best odds on sex? Even Yahtzee has a 18.9% chance of winning you a wank off your opponent.
Word verification:
PYNUP (A bit like a pre-nup for pikies)
What about lit-fireworks-Monopoly?
No no no!
ABSINTH BUCKAROO! Oooo - there's a sizzler for you!
The Chinese text on the back says 旭日电池 which means "Rising Sun Batteries".
Would you lazy sods please update? Nothing since Thursday! It's a disgrace!
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