T-Mobile Ameo - possible next new phone #1

Was it really 18 months ago we were moaning about being locked in an 18-month Vodafone contract? YES IT WAS! We are free! Fuck you, Vodafone! (unless you give us a better one for free when we say we want to leave, in which case, thank you, Vodafone).

So here starts the search for a replacement.

Usually it takes at least six months to conclude a search for a new phone, as it's fraught with danger, contracts, specification research and stupid men with overly-waxed hair trying to convince you that 3 is a good company to sign up with. So off we go.



The PROS of this one is that it's very expensive so not many people will have it, plus it can clearly do the internet properly instead of just displaying the navigation bar and adverts in a window the size of a postage stamp like most current phones, then crashing so badly you have to take the battery out and put the battery more than 20 metres away from the phone and leave it for half an hour before putting it back in.

The CONS are the massive sense of personal loss we will feel when we inevitably wake up hungover, with suspiciously muddy shoes, sore legs, a strange smell of sick coming from somewhere and OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PHONE LAST NIGHT? PERHAPS IF I RING IT SOMEONE IN ONE OF THOSE EIGHT PUBS WILL FIND IT AND GIVE IT BACK.

EDIT: ADDITIONAL 'CONS'

Serious chance of getting beaten up

Serious chance of getting held down and beaten up

Serious chance of getting held down and beaten up while passing pedestrians administer additional kicks

Serious chance of being mistaken for a student/DJ

Serious chance of being considered a "Flack"

Serious chance of being considered an alternative fuck

Serious chance of being considered an associate of Beelzebub