Advice For Women #1

You DO NOT put our lovely new laptop on the snow. And look at the thing when you're pressing its buttons, or you'll delete half the drivers again by accident and we'll have to spend five evenings trying to fix it.



This is part of our occasional Advice For Women series, which we're hoping to spin off into a six-figure book deal.

TOMORROW:
Hold your MP3 player by the MP3 player, not by the headphone cable.

CONDITIONS UNDER WHICH WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO USE OUR LAPTOP:

That it's not taken outside

That it's left on the table

That it's left fully-charged afterwards

That no drinks/food are consumed while using it

That no folders are looked in

That the bookmarks are not added to/changed/questioned