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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Panasonic Breadphone spotted in Japan

Panasonic, in association with Yamazakipan bakeries, has revealed the world's first bread-based telephone.

Technical details are scarce at the moment, but it would appear to come with a 6"x6" screen and is based on old white bread rather than the growing-in-popularity new granary format. It's available in Summer Rye (white), and will come in Standard (16 slices) and Family (32 slices).

Panasonic Breadphone

The sender of this photograph suggested making the joke that young thing-holders are started out on soft things like bread. It's a good angle and better than our rubbish "Breadphone" idea, but we can't go using someone else's angle. So it's a Breadphone.

If you have any better 'angles' for using this photograph, whack them in the Comments bit and we'll do them.

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Item posted at 11:32 AM

36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would... on both sides

(The bread obviously, I'm not a wron 'un)

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11:41 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I've just spent the last 15 minutes, racking my brain to come up with a hilarious bread-based phone pun.

I can't think of one. I don't even think there are any.
If it was a cob I could have made some kind of half-arsed clam-shell reference, but a fucking slice of bread? Nothing.

prove me wrong.

12:18 PM  
Blogger foxy said...

would.
But i'd prefer teh brown

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Mikey said...

I hear this model is Wi-Fi BReady.

Ba-dm-TSHHH.

12:40 PM  
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....although I hear the on-board memory is a little crumby.

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12:44 PM  
Blogger ino said...

And for ultimate tech you can connect two with cheese inbetween, to....

forget it, its just too lame

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Mikey said...

Makes up for it with a great battery life for high-grain applications though!

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12:46 PM  
Anonymous Mikey said...

Other angles would have been:

"NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT AT BLIND-THING HOLDING SPECIAL OLYMPICS"

"KOREAN HOPEFUL ARRESTED OVER THING-HOLDING DEVIANCY"

or maybe

"SONY MAKES PHONE BATTERY - RESULTS: TOASTY"

12:52 PM  
Anonymous stayontheroofs said...

Another great gadget from the Far Yeast.

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1:22 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

The only puns I can think of sound a little half-baked...

...But Panasonic making a phone out of bread? That's using your loaf, isn't it?

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good of y'all to put so much effort into proving phorenzik right: there really are no good bread-based puns.

Lousy thing-holding though: two hands for a piece of toast? How'd you read the paper or drink your coffee?

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1:26 PM  
Blogger Lord Onan said...

Surely the skill of holding bread derives from the difficulty of keeping something so flimsy steady. Therefore, to toast it seems like blatant cheating and goes against the fundamental ethics of thing-holding.

1:32 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Wait! I've got some:

If it's Japanese, wouldn't it run on the Dough-Co-Mo network?

If it was on T-mobile, would the 'T' stand for toast?

It it was on orange, would it have marmalade on it?

1:36 PM  
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I'd like to poke my little soldier right up her Hovis!

1:42 PM  
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Obvious inclusions would be references to:

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dripping on toast

1:46 PM  
Anonymous robotslave said...

You people are an embarrassment to pasty, overweight nerds everywhere.

Not for the puns, though. The shame lies in the fact that there's a URL right there in the photo and none of you have bothered to type it into your web-browsers.

Highlights:

"Yamazaki Love Loaf Campaign"

These: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/j_s_confectionery/img/sample2.jpg

"High Pressure Sterilization for Retort Pouch Products"

And these: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/bread/img/kashipan.jpg

"...the plant also produces ingredients for other Yamazaki foods including cream fillings, curry fillings, stuffing for Chinese filled buns, and croquettes. Yamazaki Baking will continue to take on new challenges in order to bring delight to its customers..."

Rampant germophobia: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/prpb/img/line1-1.jpg

And these: http://www.yamazakipan.co.jp/english/businesses/j_s_confectionery/img/line1.jpg

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"type it into your web-browsers"

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2:26 PM  
Anonymous Tosser said...

Get it down you love.

I'm starting a movement for larger thing holders. Not big fat mingers mind. One's that are a little a more robust.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"yamazakipan" appears to be a portmanteau word combining the Yamakazi, who are a group of French blokes who jump around (or at least did until dickhead marketing twunts who like the idea of Parkour/Freerunning got hold of the idea) and Marzipan, the cake topping.

I don't know how that helps matters

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clearly it is a male sex toy.
the one she is holding being for the 'smaller' users out there upto the 32 slice varient for ron

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