The UK's #1 source of anecdotal kettle/teapot reviews

Thursday, May 10, 2007

BATTERY WEEK II: Fake shame of the "LUMBERJACK"

Those are some nice batteries, we thought, before wondering why they looked the size of kitchen rolls and seemed to be very shiny - a bit TOO SHINY - at the ends.

LUMBERJACK: Wood not

It's because the Lumberjack is a FAKE BATTERY, designed by a reader in 3D Studio Max. Which, although a shameless attempt at fooling us, is quite impressive all the same.

We have requested the faker changes the text to "Idiot Toys" and alters the best before date to "2006" so it can be our new logo.

Item posted at 6:14 PM

24 Comments:

Blogger Jawatron said...

Batterygate!

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Great, even the MF fake batteries are against Mercury!

You could have thrown me a bone here...

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Steve The Leave said...

haha, bone. classic.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously a fake - says "0%" rather than "0.00%" thereby contravening mercury content stating regulations. Long time Studio Max user, first time battery week II faker.

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

has that bird been back?

9:57 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Relax gents, "jokes" about being soiled goods and hiding paedo porn have seen off the female of the species. Time to close down Privacy Guardian, drop the boxers back to the knees and continue googling "LG girl".

That was a close one.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous rg240 said...

As the official manufacturer of the lumberjack battery, your oppinions have been noted... the batterygate scandal will return next battery week, with a new and improved battery, which will be less shiny, and thus less easy to distinguish from reality (1 years work placement in CAD and visualisation should give me all the experience i need!)... HAHAHA... See you next year idiot toys...

12:19 PM  
Anonymous clashcityrockerkat said...

Cough - sorry, still one girl here. Better keep the stash of paedo publications hidden.

rwkqfkub - a Polish cub scout skilled in karaoke renditions of Ricky Martin football ditties

goddammit I typed it in wrong and now the new one is 'fpurgd' - obviously a fool who's purged his kebab dinner.

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

roulette
free roulette systems
roulette strategies
free roulette
how to play roulette
tips for roulette
online roulette
roulette strategy
roulette system
how to win at roulette
casino roulette
play roulette online
horse racing
horse racing tips
horse racing betting
horse racing software
american horse racing systems
horse racing software systems
horse racing systems
horse racing picks
horse racing online
movies
bootleg movie download
watch movies online
online bootleg movie downloads
downloadable movies
divx full movies download
movie
online movies
download full version movies
download movies
pirated movies
forex
forex trading
forex killer
forex trading education
online forex trading
forex training
forex trading strategies
forex software
forex trading systems
learn forex
forex trading software
automated forex trading
currency trading forex trading made easy
killer forex
forex strategy
wow hacks
wow cheats
wow leveling guide
wow power leveling
world of warcraft
warcraft
world of warcraft cheats
world of warcraft download
world of warcraft hacks
warcraft cheats

9:10 AM  
Blogger AragorN said...

Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for

mirc mirc indir
mirc kodları
mirc indir islami sohbet kelebek kelebek script kelebek sohbet kelebek mirc kameralı mirc mirc 2007 kameralı mirc kameralı sohbet kameralı chat chat çet çet yap görüntülü çet sohbet kanalları islami sohbet kanalları
sohbet odaları sohbet odası sohbet odaları sevgili sevgili bul arkadaş arkadaş ara arkadaş bul arkadaşlık bedava sohbet arkadaşlık sitesi arkadaşlık siteleri partner keyifyap güzel mesajlar oto araba şarkı sözleri astroloji tarot falı yemek tarifleri cep telefonları gazete gazeteler günlük gazeteler erzurum bedava domain benimurl parça kontör kontör yükle sohbet radyo dinle radyolar bedava blog
ücretsiz blog organizasyon

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

情趣用品,情趣,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣用品,情趣精品,情趣用品,情趣,AIO交友愛情館,情人歡愉用品,美女視訊,情色交友,情人用品性哥,視訊交友,辣妹視訊,美女交友,性愛,嘟嘟成人網,按摩棒,震動按摩棒,微調按摩棒,情趣按摩棒,逼真按摩棒,G點,跳蛋,
跳蛋,跳蛋,性感內衣,飛機杯,充氣娃娃,情趣娃娃,角色扮演,性感睡衣,後庭區,SM,潤滑液,情趣禮物,威而柔,香水,精油,芳香精油,自慰,自慰套,性感吊帶襪,情趣用品加盟,情人歡愉用品,跳蛋情人娜娜,情趣用品,情人節禮物,情人節,吊帶襪,辣妹視訊,美女交友,情色交友,成人交友,視訊聊天室,美女視訊,視訊美女,情色視訊,免費視訊聊天,視訊交友,視訊聊天,AIO交友愛情館,嘟嘟成人網,成人貼圖

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes, we have no ability to do what we want to do, requiem gold is a good choice for you, in here, you can make a decision on whether to buy requiem lant, no one will stop you, and you will feel happy towards requiem money. Do not know if you will agree what I say about cheap requiem lant, but it all does not matter, I just need your requiem online gold support. So, come on!

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so glad to receive some wow gold and the World of Warcraft Gold is as my birthday gift. Some of the warcraft gold is very important for me that I will buy wow gold to go into the net game freely because the cheap wow gold is the key to the game.

1:56 AM  
Blogger sunxiaolan said...

I hope i can get hero gold in low price.
I buy hero online gold for you.
hero online money is present for you.
Do you like hero money?
I usually buy hero gold.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks so much for this it exactly what loading... Thanks very mach. Web site list...
okey oyna
okey
mynet okey
okey oyunu
maynet okey
okey oyunları
okey oyunlari
okey indir
my net okey
maynet okey oyunu
okey oyun
dizi izle
film izle
online film
film izle
okey oyna
canlı okey
batak oyna
okey
okey oyunu
parça kontör
ucuz kontör
ucuz parça kontör
parça kontör bayilik
parca kontor
parca kontör
parça kontor
kontör
kontor
kontür
parça kontör sistemi
turkcell parça kontör
vodafone parça kontör
avea parça kontör
tavla oyna
batak oyna
oyun oyna
online okey
yabancı film
site ekle
toplist
top list
en iyi toplist
süper top list
okey oyunu

10:28 PM  
Blogger chatyeli said...

thanks

okey oyna

8:51 PM  
Anonymous 出会い said...

完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-21完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-22完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-23完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-24完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-25

7:51 AM  
Anonymous 出会い系サイト said...

完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-26
完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-27
完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-28
完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-29
完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-30

7:04 AM  
Anonymous キャッシング比較サイト said...

キャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイトキャッシング比較サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト競馬予想サイト

5:39 AM  
Anonymous 出会いサイト said...

完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-31完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-32完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-33完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-34完全無料の出会い系サイト紹介所LINK集-35

9:19 AM  
Anonymous メル友募集無料サイト said...

メル友メル友メル友出会い出会い出会い出会い系出会い系出会い系出会い系サイト出会い系サイト出会い系サイトキャッシング比較サイト競馬予想サイト出会い系無料出会い系サイト出会い系サイト出会い系無料出会い系出会い

7:58 AM  
Anonymous 出会いのLoveTownのための記事サイト said...

Communications tool of the best for the person

4:10 AM  
Anonymous 出会いのLoveTownのための記事サイト said...

人妻人妻人妻人妻人妻人妻人妻

1:59 PM  
Blogger wsty said...

www.eshooes.com .
www.pumafr.com.
www.myshoess.com.
[url=http://www.pumafr.com]puma shoes[/url]
[url=http://www.eshooes.com]chaussures puma[/url]
[url=http://www.myshoess.com]nike air max ltd[/url]

6:36 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

EMAIL US THINGS THAT WERE ON ENGADGET SIX MONTHS AGO

email

EMERGENCY LINK TO THAT UPDATE WITH ALL THE LADIES

hot holding

THE BEST TWO OTHER WEB SITES IN THE WHOLE WORLD APART FROM THIS ONE

uk resistance

my animal crossing

SITE FEEDS

livejournal feed

rss/xml

WHERE WE STEAL IMAGES FROM WITHOUT GIVING CREDIT:

akihabara news

crunchgear

aving (ancient video is not good)

gizmodo

gadgetell

MISC:

adfreak

lost in showbiz

HOSTED BY:

dreamhost

Previous Posts

  • BATTERY WEEK II: The "Huahong"
  • BATTERY WEEK II: 3MB of "Golden Power"
  • BATTERY WEEK: The "Sunpadow"
  • BATTERY WEEK II: The "POWER"
  • BATTERY WEEK II: The "Jingle"
  • BATTERY WEEK II: The "Can Do"
  • BATTERY WEEK II: The "Wise" battery
  • BATTERY TIME FRAME: The "XIONGJIAN"
  • BATTERY MONTH: The "New TITEN"
  • BATTERY MONTH: The "Bater Max"

search:

archives: august 2005 is probably best:

  • May 2005
  • June 2005
  • July 2005
  • August 2005
  • September 2005
  • October 2005
  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • April 2006
  • May 2006
  • June 2006
  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • December 2006
  • January 2007
  • February 2007
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • July 2007
  • August 2007
  • September 2007
  • October 2007
  • November 2007
  • December 2007
  • January 2008
  • February 2008
  • March 2008
  • April 2008
  • May 2008
  • June 2008
  • July 2008
  • August 2008
  • September 2008
  • October 2008
  • November 2008
  • December 2008
  • January 2009
  • February 2009
  • March 2009
  • April 2009
  • May 2009

Powered by Blogger