BATTERY WEEK II: The "Huahong"

This is a beauty! There's something so primal, so raw, so honest about the Chinese people's use of brazen primary colours in their batteries. The red represents fire! This battery burns inside with the power of a thousand stars! It is unashamed and bright, it needs not hide behind false promises. It is Huahong. It burns with the flame of life. It is super heavy duty. It is eternal.

The really large warning letters also hint that opting for a Huahong is a slightly more dangerous choice than using mere normal batteries. Definitely a contender for Best Battery of Battery Week.



Do not destroy in fire? CANNOT destroy in fire, more like. Fuck you, fire! Huahong will make YOU explode. WARNING: RISK OF EXTINGUISHING IF FIRE DARES GO NEAR HUAHONG.

RELATIVELY SIMPLE EXPLANATION: "Found inside one of those Chinese lucky cat ornaments that move their paw."