The EMFields Screening Headnet

Is it, fantastically, a microwave shielding "headnet" for utter lunatics who think mobile phone waves are going into their brains and making them mental.

No, it's not mobile phone waves going into your brain making you into a lunatic, it's the fact that you ARE a lunatic making you a lunatic.



"The headnet can be worn as it is, perhaps tucked into a jumper or coat; or it can be worn over a hat of your choice. This gives extra room around your face and head... You can wear the headnet in the garden, when traveling or when visiting places where microwave exposure is likely to be high e.g. shopping centres."

Buy it, or just laugh at the idea of buying it as a joke for a friend, or buy one just to wear while wanking, here.