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Friday, June 29, 2007

LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY FRIDAY: In association with the Nokia N95 mobile photo printing service

The original shot. Supplied at 300dpi and 3780 x 1956 resolution. It is presumably meant to illustrate the exciting, party-fuelled life of your average Nokia N95 user.

Nokia N95 lifestyle photography

It is quite tolerable in this format. It is only when you zoom in that the nature of the image hits home.

Nokia N95 partying on

A teddy bear. Significance unknown.

Nokia N95 partying on

This is the sort of photo Nokia thinks we will be printing. It is a businessman in a swimming pool, at a party attended by cool people. It is almost precisely the opposite of the sort of photo we are likely to print.

Nokia N95 partying on

It was such a great party they got the photo printed onto a mug.

Nokia N95 partying on

Everyone is loving the big funny joke.

Item posted at 4:59 PM

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Anonymous cyberfyn said...

I like the way that the guy in the waistcoat is pointing at the crocodile they have just released. Now swim you fucker! Not such a big shit eating smile then I can tell you.

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6:25 PM  
Anonymous SDEx said...

If only they had used the wide angle feature on the phone it would have been possible to see Michael Barrymore standing naked and erect to the right-hand side...

whcvjzn - Serbo-Croat translation of Michael Barrymore's response when asked if he was in attendance at the Nokia N95 swimming pool party

7:05 PM  
Anonymous yoyo said...

I hate seeing grinning fucktards in photos and videos and the like. What are they so happy about? My life is horrible!

I'd love to go to work on their pearly whites with a pair of pliers. Who'd be smiling then, mother fuckers!

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10:39 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

I've got an N95. I can honestly say that I've never taken any pics with it whilst at a posh business-esque party.

I've took a few pictures of my cock though, but that goes without saying really. That's the first thing that everyone does when they get a camera/camera phone isn't it?

2:02 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

That business cunt got in the pool of his own free will. He hasn't slipped or been pushed, as he's only wet up to his armpit and not above. My theory is he's a cunt that gets in pools because it makes him the centre of attention. My supporting theory is that the others at the party are also cunts for laughing at him, when none of them actually think that what he's doing is funny at all.

I wish SDEx was right and that he and randomly selected others were indeed just about to be buggered to death by a coke-fuelled Barrymore.

How many megapixels do you need to highlight individual sperm on a semen-covered buttock?

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Anonymous yoyo said...

Well, I like the word fucktard. So there.

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Anonymous dratkcuf said...

Can't wait for the iPhone lifestyle pictures.

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Anonymous memxv said...

memxv - That what Idiot should post next.

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Anonymous qcszogjq said...

This is why I have never owned a Nokia, they just attract cunts.
(plus, they're shit)

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Guy in the vest?... Totally peed himself. Must have been all the laughing.

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