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Friday, August 17, 2007

Samsung F8 series LCD TVs

Samsung has made three big errors here. (1) It has made its new LCD range look like everyone else's LCD range. (2) It has not bothered Photoshopping a wildlife scene or landscape on the promotional image. (3) There doesn't appear to be even one Asian lady modeling the screen, unless she's really tiny and standing behind it.

Samsung F8 series LCD TV

It does 1080p, has a USB socket for god only knows why, can display 25:000:1 contrast ratios simultaneously per second, plus it has a loss-leadingly pointless THREE HDMI sockets. None of this explains why it's called the F8. What can it possibly have eight of that start with F?

Item posted at 1:39 PM

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Blogger Halverde said...

I pressed F8 to try that, but it didn't seem to do anything :( Does it only work if you're married?

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it comes with 8 fingerprints on the shiny black bits from the factory

2:53 PM  
Anonymous damiih said...

Is could be Feight/fate, but that's as lame as that screen.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Foxy said...

It's an alphabetical cock up, should be a G8, comes with two brass hinges and you hang it at the bottom of the path, you put a blue tooth adapter in it's USB and send a video of a German Shepherd dog eating someone. Stops the little people coming and asking for their ball back.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Wow, this sure looks, um, average. Come on Samsung, you won me over with the R74 series, you're gonna need something really special to make me buy one of these.

I wonder how long after this one goes on sale they'll release another model with 1000 HDMI connectors? Three weeks I'd guess. Bastards.

5:50 PM  
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You people got pretty bad humor. Or are u all just mad because u can`t afford the F8. hehe.... Loosers.

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I have this TV and I can say it is a marvel of engineering. The blacks are fantastic and it boasts a contrast of 25000:1 which I wouldn't be surprised if it met. The intricacies of the design are superb with the touch sensitive buttons on the right and a feather touch on button. Playing games at a full 1080p with 100Hz's turned on is absolutely phenomenal. At £1500 I can say it is worth every penny.

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