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Monday, September 24, 2007

WORLD-ENDING DEVELOPMENTS #1: Korea's fusion nuclear reactor

While Seoul is dreaming of cheap, clean, long-lasting nuclear energy as a result of its Nuclear Fusion Test Reactor, all we can think of is a fireball the size of the sun erupting out of the Primary Reactor Core and devouring the planet in half a second when South Korean president, Roh Moo-hyun, presses the ON button.

Nuclear Fusion Test Reactor

As Nostradamus once put it - "The small island in the east shall devour all with the energy of a billion stars".

Item posted at 12:24 PM

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Korea isn't an island.

12:54 PM  
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12:55 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

Korea is a peninsula, not an island. That Nostradamus is well a thick.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Diego said...

Korea is an island when you consider a broader view of the term, in a Sylvia Plath sense of "island". Anyway, we're screwed.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous JMe said...

You can guarantee some under classed chav will have skived school, filmed it on his entry level Nokia and uploaded it to youtube before the fireball reached the top of a tree!! Complete with with a 4 minute happy slap of the guy that was meant to stop the thing blowing up 5 minutes before the ON ceremony.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very unlikely. It'll take at least 3/4 of a second for total planetary annihilation.

10:23 PM  
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Asa physicist friend told me 10 years ago, "Ten years ago, economical energy from nuclear (sorry, Dubya, that should read nookular)fusion was ten years away. When I retire in 40 years, fusion will still be 10 years away."

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