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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

POSSIBLY NOT EXISTING NEXT NEW PHONE: Nokia N96

We found this series of photos of a supposed Nokia N96 on some Russian mobile blog we were browsing while on the hunt for East European holding photos. It's either real or a very good fake.

Nokia N96

It looks rather stupid and isn't an iPhone clone, so is probably a fake. But the Russian specs seem quite convincing.

THE RUSSIAN SPECS SEEM QUITE CONVINCING:
Технические характеристики Nokia N96:

* Сеть: GSM / GPRS / EDGE (850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 МГц), WCDMA / HSDPA (2100 МГц)
* Дисплей: сенсорный, 3.2 дюйма, 16 млн цветов
* Камера: 6 мегапикселей, оптика Carl Zeiss
* Объем встроенной памяти: 10 Гб
* Wi-Fi
* Bluetooth 2.0
* miniUSB 2.0
* ИК-порт
* GPS
* QWERTY-клавиатура
* 3.5 мм гнездо
* Четыре динамика
* Мобильное телевидение
* FM-радио
* Датчик движения
* Размеры: 102.5 x 56 x 17.6 мм
* Вес: 115 граммов

Item posted at 10:39 AM

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The most exciting bit is Мобильное телевидение though Четыре динамика
is also good. Вес: 115 граммов is pretty standard these days.

10:47 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

"115 граммов"

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11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An existing next new phone would mean it's not very exciting, given that you already have it, and will thus have been through the honeymoon period of sniffing the manual, carrying it to the toilet with you, taking it to bed with you, trying out all the Bach murdering ringtones, and losing at all the shit games (because the keypad was designed for the fingers of an 8 year old girl) before finally realising it's no different to the last one you had.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As it doesn't appear to have a дверь порно buton then I probably wouldn't.


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12:24 PM  
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NOKIA N96 SPECS:

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Dimensions: 103×55×18 mm, 92 cc
Battery: 950 mAh

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