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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A tantalising glimpse into the future, with Dell XPS M1730

This is what all women will look like in the future, when they stop being so weird about genetics and start letting men design and buy girlfriends on the internet.

Dell XPS M1730

It has a graphics card, an NVIDIA GeForce 8700M GT, which may or may not be good as we stopped paying attention to graphics cards in the late 1990s. When we say "it" we mean the laptop. Women have to be referred to as "she" or they get angry.

Item posted at 12:24 PM

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Shit yes. I'll have one of the ones on the left. Don't bother with a head, just the torso will be fine.

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Does the one on the left show a little piece of her panties? Or is it just a fold in her skirt? Hmmm to wank or not to wank. Bugger.

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>>Does the one on the left show a little piece of her panties? Or is it just a fold in her skirt?

If you blow up the image you can see the colour is the same as her skirt. So it is either a fold of her skirt or a kind of underskirt hot pants designed to preserve her modesty.

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Anonymous GrayV said...

Sadly nothing preserves a woman's modesty. The modesty on the one in my basement has gone green and stinks like hell. Still surprisingly moist.

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mahoosive laptop or tiny bint ?

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